


I lasted about half an episode when I realized they were directly making fun of me and my friends in a pretty horrific way.

True.

The way this is shot, it looks like he's mostly underwater. Took me a second to realize it was an optical illusion.

Kathleen brought salmon and nuked it in the microwave.

Trump has already lost this war. The war he started because he's stupid as fuck. He's going to die before he sees the results of the chaos he reigns.

This is reactionary. They go to meet with the person who was clearly wrongly imprisoned, but where are the calls for impeachment and removal from the Presidency? Oh wait... there are none. Cowards.

Did you ever play Rainbow Unicorn Attack?

Drinking dihydrogen monoxide will eventually result in your death.

That's ok. Onions have layers.

I would, but this is my only social media. :(

This is FANTASTIC. You just invented your own industry.

I really like manchego...

My glow in the dark butt plug is always there for me in the dark.
I'm leaving Lemmy

Clever girl

And every courtroom drama, like checks notes My Cousin Vinny.
I'm leaving Lemmy

Have you stopped to consider that you are part of the problem that is driving people away from here?

What the hell is this article talking about. This is terrible.

What what, in the butt...

Play with Franklin, I dare you.

That's a valid point.

I am a very liberal person and I have very liberal children, except for one. I'm pretty sure my Gen Z son has been taken in by fascist doctrine. What can I get him for Christmas?

The Wizard of Speed and Time

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Am I insane?
I am seriously thinking of commissioning a simple tungsten cube emblazoned with cuneiform style figures, set up on a stainless steel platform. For the legacy. For someone millions of years from now.

I poured all the galaxies in the Universe into a pool - Epic Spaceman
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What the HELL is going on here. Two very old white brits rapping with T-Pain...

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Can you explain to me why Beethoven's 5th symphony is better than his 6th?

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I should not feel guilty
The love of my life died when she was 38. Our four children were 15, 13, 11 and 9 at the time. They're currently 22, 24, 26, 28. I did my best that I knew how to do. I know it is not what they deserved. I could never take her place.
I do not think that I can impart, with words, how hard it was keeping her from the things that would harm her most. Aa time goes on, the trauma hits me harder, as I let it in, little by little.
I love my late wife. I love the mother of my children. Keeping her from hurting herself was... Difficult.
The wracking sobs as I called 911, while performing CPR on her. It's been almost 15 years and it's still traumatizing.
Her mother blames me for her death. To be honest. She might be right. I didn't keep her baby safe. I could have tried harder. I could have insisted on her being committed. I could have abrogated her right to self determination. But I didn't. And that's on me.
But I can't tell her mother that. Or her sons or daughter.
Instead.

Guy spends three years figuring out how to upload this video to Youtube.

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I'm astonished that he did this. It's the most cringe clickbaity youtube video that is also not at all cringe or clickbaity at the same time. Just give it a watch, you'll see.

JAWS homage - sweded?

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90s COPS is best COPS

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I just had to share this, I was one of the lucky 10,000 today.

Americans, if you put yourself in the shoes of Washington, Jefferson, Adams and their ilk at the founding of this country, what questions do you think they would have for the leaders of today?

In Mexico it's called Montezuma's Revenge. In Bali it's called Bali Belly. What other colloquialisms for gastroenteritis are there around the world?

Balloon Races


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