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  • He ran on the whole "I'm the guy you meet up with at the local bar after a long day of hard work" campaign. He was electable because he seemed relatable (I know he went to Yale and had a childhood we could only dream of, but to the average American at the time he was your neighbor, that was his campaign and it was genius).

  • Cop: Ma'am, your BAC is .04, why were you driving so fast.

    Florida woman: I'm getting married to a ferris wheel and I was trying to shave my legs on the way.

    (This actually happened a long time ago)

  • Why isn't Israel the ones handing out aid? They're the invading force, one of the first rules of warfare is what to do with the displaced refugees. It would be very ironic if they used "the final solution" to this problem...

  • > Greentext @lemmy.ml
    Crack0n7uesday @lemmy.world

    Anon is a data analyst

    StarTrekMemes: Meme-ory Alpha @lemmy.ml
    Crack0n7uesday @lemmy.world

    I know who I'm voting for

    Greentext @sh.itjust.works
    Crack0n7uesday @lemmy.world

    Anon is a social engineer