Got fired from my job as an executioner cuz I kept laughing and fucking around with the bodies.
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askchapo @hexbear.net What's the worst ACTUAL movie you've ever seen?
Games @hexbear.net Squad Goals, death to Super Earth
badposting @hexbear.net What if there was a weatherman named Steve Bender?
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Oh shit you all are also dating Zoe?
Games @hexbear.net Wanted to share my Valheim base
badposting @hexbear.net The porn industry is ignoring an important demographic: asexuals
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Kash Patel is doing unintentional praxis by wasting FBI resources are having a dope ass time
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Those old big coffee machines with the actual pots and warmers on top > those cooler coffee things with the pumps on top
badposting @hexbear.net Stoner Thought: Distressing Damsels would be a good name for a corny all-girl punk band.
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Me normally: "fuck Amerikkka"
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net I think blaming CHUD fascism on poor education is just cope
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net I live in a neighborhood where I can drive a golf cart to a Buffalo Wild Wings, I own a 50k truck, I live twenty minutes from the beach and go three times a year, and Maduro is a threat to my freedom
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Ahhh nothing like dropping a perfect cardboard bail
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Teenager I work with: "Yeah I don't really get hangovers, no matter how much I drink."
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net I feel very seen by this Cumtown bit (CW: Cumtown)
badposting @hexbear.net Woops! I dropped my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my MAGNUM DONG!
badposting @hexbear.net 23 skiddoo there chief, I'm taking my main squeeze down to the picture shows!
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Guess I'm not single on Valentine's Day!
Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net Hold on, the term "Sex Pervert" is an actual term? I thought that was just some shit the RLM guys came up with.
badposting @hexbear.net You know what I want for Valentine's Day? For my nagging wife to shut the hell up for once!


Oh no! What are all those poor girls going to do when they stuck in their household appliances?