I'm in this image and I don't like it.
Actually, I'd probably suck at that. For some reason, I transform into Vincent van Gogh when crafting shitposts. For things like actual fiction, however, I'm about as creative as a dead oak.
Where's John PieFed and John Mbin?
Then who is the CEO of Reddit?
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you can read it wrong, but you can't confuse its meaning
Most posts in this community are like that. The focus of this community is not on confusing design, but rather on the humor offered by the contrast in interpretation of the design. The intent doesn't have to be ambiguous.
No Added Apple. Sugar Cake.
The unintended second message is probably closer to the truth, anyways.
The fascism was the friends enemies we made along the way.
TRaSH. Weird capitalization.
You see, the joke is sex. That makes it funny.
Peace Be Never With You. Give In.
yaaiiii :3
I read this, scrolled down, actually processed the words, and scrolled back up to stare at it.
I stared until the blurriness from the tears in my eyes made the catperson's eyes appear closed. Did I win?
username checks out
Please Spread Across More Instances Folks
Incorrect. It's not about the fact that they're communists. Rather, it's about their strict nationalistic feelings towards Russia and China. They claim that these regimes are communist (which is incorrect), and thus support any action by these nations. They enable and overlook oppressive actions commited by them, while being quick to point out the oppressive actions of the other countries (which are openly capitalist).
I've seen many tankies debate with other people, and they frequently employ tactics used by conspiracy theorists, such as selectively accepting sources, and denouncing everything else as propoganda. I've even seen a tankie denounce a news outlet, then use the same outlet in the same thread to argue their point.
I say this as someone who finds Marxism appealing, by the way. So I am in no way (as far as I can tell) biased against these people.
wait, what?
Please Spread Across More Instances Folks
To the tankies: please don't spread across more instances. I prefer that y'all stay easy-to-block.
Just Do Nothing. It Is Impossible.
Do Not Be Strong And Courageous. Be Afraid.
I've got one scheduled for tomorrow 6:00 P.M. in the parking lot.
Aw man it's sad that PieFed doesn't have pins (yet™)
Meat Is Go! Murder Vegan!
btw, for those on PieFed, try out the feed ~[email protected].
Stop Protecting Students and Employees. Discrimination!
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Abort Jesus. Planned Parenthood the Answer.
Also, is this guy seriously suggesting to stop planned parenthood?!
Go Further Without Consent
I think the idea was that "donut" ≡ "do not".
Fuck Trump, Biden 2024
"You Don't Matter, Give Up." – A community for text that is both positive and negative
[email protected] is a community inspired by [email protected] and [email protected].
YDMGU focuses on text that, when read a certain way, produces a positive message (such as "You Matter, Don't Give Up."), but reading it a different way produces the opposite message (such as "You Don't Matter, Give Up.").
Q. This community is just a cheap knockoff!
A. No, it isn't. The other communities focus more on the layout, and less on the text; the posted content is supposed to be read in a certain direction, but visual cues lead most people to naturally read it in a different direction. The resultant message does not have to make sense. Meanwhile, YDMGU focuses more on the content: the two messages must be opposite in meaning to each other.
Q. Ah, so all YDMGU are either DDOI or NSSF, but not all DDOI or NSSF are YDMGU?
_A. Not exactly. DDOI and NSSF are very strict with the layout, but less stric