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80-year-old Polynesian centipede. There is nothing stopping me from eating your pinky toe.

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  • I know you still can, but for how long?

    I have no idea and I'm not too invested. I don't really care for how long, or if, or if not, if it works it works and if it doesn't there's more to life.

    im quite happy im less on reddit

    i don't even have less of reddit, i didn't have much reddit to begin with, too busy with werk & laif

    I wasnt doing much there anyway other than my local subs which i browse for 5 to 10 minutes a day on the pc.

    i open a few subs every so often to find more netflix shows to watch or see if my games have been updated with new drama & then i leave.

  • I know :) I'm partially kidding. I tried kbin. The UI was too weird for me. That's actually the main reason I didn't use it. It felt less customizable. I had a hard time not seeing just the defaults. In fact I'm not sure in all this time I've subbed to anything from my kbin acc.

  • I see from your instance that you also can't see my hyper awesome profile picture and banner. It is very sad! Which reminds me, your pfp reminds me of pepe due to its greenness.

    Also, read about the meaning of wearing a green hat in Chinese culture lol. https://randomwire.com/green-hat-a-no-no/

  • There's a reason why I don't use kbin. Well, two. 1. Kbin federation sucks and is weird as fuck and keeps turning off and on, and 2. Where API, I script the shit out of everything, API pls. Apiiiiiii

  • ah i just realized you're on mastodon replying to this, awesome! i didn't know that was possible, sadly your awesome emoji did not crossover to ze lemmy. I had uploaded it.

  • Make lemmy QR codes and put them on the street, throw them at people, rent a billboard, hire marketers, build a multinational marketing enterprise dedicated to the promotion of Lemmy. Make astroturfing gpt bots.

  • Lemmy had much fewer moderation tools. It's not the lack of mod tools. In fact, mod tools are still alive because reddit delayed their death for a week or so. The problem, more than mod tools, is behavior and demographic changes.

  • I procrastinated work for 2 straight weeks when lemmy came out. Deadline is now past and I'm still deep into the task and being threatened with retaliation for not finishing on time. πŸ€” That had never happened to me with reddit at all, not even close.

  • Aww, I can be toxic for you if you want 😊 that way you'll have to leave social media, exercise, see the world and be healthier. 😎

  • Lemmy had 1-2k people. Now it has 240k monthly active users. In a sense, you are exactly that. Most lemmy instances were created in the last few weeks.

  • He a genius tbh. Like anyone can do this if they had the right genes and an iq of like 190. Pure luck. I bet he was also top of the class in math and got years ahead and was one of the youngest in the history of his college. What privilege does to a guy tbh tbh, nothing to look at. He just born smart, anyone could do that if they had the luck.

  • i wanna retain things in anus uwu, mayube jordan daddee can teech me not to poop in the street

  • I just wanna work less 😭 they even make me get up early sometimes to code some crap. It's a sin, I say!

    https://youtu.be/ZF4p_bOgSA4

  • IT IS ISN'T IT??? I always knew that what my parents taught me about me going to hell for saying edgy things was very deep! thank you for validating me πŸ₯ΉπŸ˜­πŸ˜­

  • what's the differecne between jordan peterson's call to clean your room and wiccan cleanliness roules?