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  • You're right. Later in the video, this shot with the same fake film effect appears and that's indubitably AI (look at bottom right):

    The video narration implied this is footage from a rare or unfinished film, though.

  • Are you implying it's from a stock footage site that used AI? They would definitely get their previews indexed on search engines. Alternatively, it's been generated on request, which would make it impossible to find.

  • The film artifacts are quite unusual (the vertical lines span exactly one frame, one of the lighter spots stays on pretty much the same spot between frames 1 and 2) but I noticed no other red flags. In fact, the hair is very convincing. The eyes seem to reflect different things but her right one is somewhat in the shade and the light source reflection could be different because it's close to her face.

  • Movies @lemmy.world
    ChaoticNeutralCzech @lemmy.one

    Can someone identify this movie? (Update: Found)

    Found by @[email protected]: it originates here: Dune by Alejandro Jodorowsky - Teaser Trailer (1976)


    Source: used as B-roll in the intro of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8AJk2Sns_k&t=3

    Here are individual frames but image search (SauceNAO, Google Lens, IQDB, Yandex) has not been helpful.

    ::: spoiler Frames




    ![](https://lazysoci.al/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Fgithub.com%2Fuser-attachments%2Fassets

  • Lethal humanoid monsters, weird voice acting (likely not AI though) and "telephone"-distorted audio (it's not just because I limited the bitrate to 20 kb/s to fit under 10 MiB, the YouTube video is like that). It's an artistic choice but not a very rare one, so likely not directly inspired by H. P. Lovecraft's audiobooks.

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    ChaoticNeutralCzech @lemmy.one

    How To Claim Your Taxpayer Funded Raytheon™ Catgirl

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.one/post/18124235

    This Catgirl is a GBU-12 Paveway II Laser-Guided Bomb (narrated & illustrated story by Atamonica for KommandoStore)

    This is stretching the limits of what can be uploaded to feddit.org, as there is a 3600-frame and 10-MiB limit, as (yes, I probably should have used catbox.moe). If you want all the 23.976 frames per second and slightly higher audio bitrate, watch the original on YouTube.

  • You are right, QR codes are very easy to decode if you have them raw, even the C64 should do it in a few seconds, maybe a minute for one of those 22 giant ones. The hard part is image processing when decoding a camera picture - and that can be done on the C64 too if it has enough time and some external memory (or disks for virtual memory). People have even emulated a 32-bit RISC processor on the poor thing, and made it boot Linux.

  • In almost all microwaves, the control circuitry or mechanical switches only ever switch 2-3 power circuits: motor+fan(+bulb sometimes separately) and the heating (transformer+diode+capacitor+magnetron) high voltage circuit. It can therefore only switch the heat between 0 and max, usually in a slow (15-30s period) PWM cycle (that hopefully does not coincide with the tray rotation period). The inputs can be manual only, or sometimes there is also a scale, moisture sensor and microphone, along with thermal fuses for safety.

    I think the pizza setting is just generic medium one with short 50% cycles to allow the heat to spread. The popcorn setting can be much more interesting:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Limpr1L8Pss

  • If it's a joke, the website is way too committed to the bit. They appear to also have less ridiculous articles with no obvious signs of satire, host Sunday and Friday service, sell books etc. The "New Month" is probably just something to fill their WordPress template's calendar widget that they never figured out how to delete.

  • Atheism @lemmy.world
    ChaoticNeutralCzech @lemmy.one

    I left a satirical comment under an insane Christian article and they ate it up

    (The joke is that US Christians whine about being ostracized while every US president so far has publicly claimed to be a Christian, although that claim's validity is debatable for many. There are other groups that haven't been represented in the position, including worshippers of any other religion, women, openly LGBT+ folk, and until 2009, non-Caucasians.)

    I saw an ad for this article because I forgot to enable adblocker and clicked it to make them lose money. I needed to wait for it to get approved but they did not notice the satire.

    The article, for the record, says:

    [Stock photo of a cross with Bible quote overlaid]:

    "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in

    Uuh grub?

  • This is GRUB’s final warning before you dig too deep in the OS list. Never hold ⬇️ for more than 45 minutes. If you do, make sure you have punch tape with a bootloader available or you'll have to manually enter machine code instructions to get your computer back up.

  • Med school

  • I have a short story too (see below the oath quote). It does not include women because the oath text does not either. You can rewrite it to include gender mechanics (making the patient a woman, perhaps) but it's probably not worth the effort. For starters, appendoctomy hadn't been invented back then.

    “Could I fuck a female doctor instead?”

    “To my knowledge, there aren’t any in all of Pelopones. There is quite a selection of gay men, though. A nearby one is crossdressing, actually.”

  • Med school

  • You read it wrong. I will include all of it for context, and add commentary. Third paragraph is relevant.

    I swear by Apollo Healer, by Asclepius, by Hygieia, by Panacea, and by all the gods and goddesses, making them my witnesses, that I will carry out, according to my ability and judgment, this oath and this indenture.

    Religious preamble as standard for its time

    To hold my teacher in this art equal to my own parents; to make him partner in my livelihood; when he is in need of money to share mine with him; to consider his family as my own brothers, and to teach them this art, if they want to learn it, without fee or indenture; to impart precept, oral instruction, and all other instruction to my own sons, the sons of my teacher, and to indentured pupils who have taken the Healer's oath, but to nobody else.

    Medical knowledge should be free! You hear that, America?
    Also, it's not “first do no harm”, it's “first respect your teacher”.

    I will use those dietary regimens which will benefit my patients according to my greatest ability and judgment, and I will do no harm or injustice to them.[6] Neither will I administer a poison to anybody when asked to do so, nor will I suggest such a course. Similarly I will not give to a woman a pessary to cause abortion. But I will keep pure and holy both my life and my art. I will not use the knife, not even, verily, on sufferers from stone, but I will give place to such as are craftsmen therein.

    See, no doctors with knife! You can get another “craftsman” to operate on you but better make sure he is the son of a doctor, because all others have never received medical training (see end of second paragraph) or taken this no-knife oath.

    Into whatsoever houses I enter, I will enter to help the sick, and I will abstain from all intentional wrong-doing and harm, especially from abusing the bodies of man or woman, bond or free. And whatsoever I shall see or hear in the course of my profession, as well as outside my profession in my intercourse with men, if it be what should not be published abroad, I will never divulge, holding such things to be holy secrets.

    Do no harm, also don't rape and keep secrets. All good...
    Wait! "outside my profession in my intercourse with men”
    Every male MD is gay, confirmed

    Now if I carry out this oath, and break it not, may I gain for ever reputation among all men for my life and for my art; but if I break it and forswear myself, may the opposite befall me.[5]
    – Translation by WH.S. Jones

    Well, this is weird. Imagine you come to an Ancient Greek doctor with abdominal pain...

    “One of your intestines went naughty and needs to be removed.”

    “Can you do it?”

    “No way, I’m a doctor, not a surgeon. Hekates the butcher could help you. He's great with the knife but I don't think he can tell the intestines apart.”

    “What happens if he gets it wrong?”

    “You die.”

    “Are you sure it's that intestine?”

    “Most likely. It will not hurt to remove, anyway. The appendix is nothing but a troublemaker.”

    “It doesn't hurt?”

    “The procedure certainly DOES hurt but it's better than what you'd be going through without it.”

    “Can you at least instruct Hekates?”

    “No, we doctors cannot divulge the secrets of our craft, except to our children. The only doctor I know has a son is 3 city-states away, and the son is terrible at cutting.”

    “Can you adopt my son and teach him about the appendix? I could then have him instruct Hekates.”

    “I’ll gladly become a stepfather if you let me fuck you...”

    “I’m not gay but I guess it's better than dying...”

    “Deal. Meet me after my office hours, I cannot have intercourse with men on the job.”

  • Shaming

  • Do you think enough Harry Potter porn is produced to cover a continuous video stream / decent-rate picture slideshow?

    Anyway, these could be AI-generated with feedback from EEG.

  • Med school

  • surgeon

    Really? The Hippocratic Oath originally included "I will not use the knife". A surgeon is very limited without a knife.

    Edit: I read the thing and it basically says that doctors and surgeons are separate professions: doctors MUST take the oath while surgeons MUST NOT; this also prevents surgeons from obtaining medical knowledge unless they are a son (or presumably a daughter) of a doctor.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
    ChaoticNeutralCzech @lemmy.one

    linux vs dos nerd rule

    Image 077 from the 1995 5000 Cliparts Vol. 3 CD-ROM by Nova Media Verlag, extracted from its archive.org page.

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    Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
    ChaoticNeutralCzech @lemmy.one

    I screwed up something in Windows and this is what it takes to close Microsoft Edge now

    tube.tchncs.de What it takes to close Microsoft Edge (⏩ 2x)

    I accidentally clicked Microsoft Edge on my work computer with Windows 10 and can't close it — it just keeps reopening. It takes File Shredder to stop it from opening again, at least until the computer restarts. Notice the ads, most are extremely sketchy (my frequent reload in previous takes caused ...

    What it takes to close Microsoft Edge (⏩ 2x)

    Edit: Folks, I keep telling you it's VERY unlikely to be malware.

    I’ll update you and apologize to each if my credit card gets wiped or something but I’m quite sure I’m safe, don't worry.

    Also sorry for blaming Microsoft for what is apparently my fault.


    I accidentally clicked Microsoft Edge on my work computer with Windows 10 and couldn't close it — it just keeps reopening. It takes File Shredder to stop it from opening again, at least until the computer restarts.

    Notice the ads, most are extremely sketchy (my frequent reload in previous takes caused the ad server + my work VPN to rate limit me):

    • China warns: %user.currency% is dead! (Yeah, sure. Obvious propaganda. Generic pictures or faked images of a worthless banknote giveaway.)
    • 63-year-old figured out! (Does not say what but a pic of obviously young-looking feet.)
    • Make boatloads of money with AI! (aka au
    test @lemmy.ml
    ChaoticNeutralCzech @lemmy.one

    This is a test

    This is a text post with an image embedded.


    You should see a man on TV. Once, not twice.