Oh right, shit

I forgot that Amazon Prime was more than content streaming

Uhhhhh

Replace Amazon Prime with patience and foresight

Could always pick up piracy. Hard to beat a 100% off coupon.

Simply pick up uBlock Origin and browse some community-vetted streaming sites on FMHY. (Short for Free Media Heck Yeah, a site that showcases community-vetted sites.)

That’s just streaming, no downloading. Simply find streams of whatever shows you’re invested in and binge as usual!

I’ve even gone as far as taking old laptops of mine and having them full screen these sites on startup. Then, I simply hook the laptop up to my TV via HDMI, plug in a Bluetooth keyboard, and binge away!

Cousins are not supposed to reproduce.

Having sex at a funeral is usually seen as disrespectful.

Glad to to hear that. Lemme know when the US is matched with Canada in terms of corruption. Also, let me know what happened to spicy skittles. They made them for a year and stopped entirely. They were fucking good, man. It sounds weird, and that’s why it was a Halloween thing, but they were good. Spicy, then sweet. I fucking loved them. And they ripped them away from me. Why?

Finally, a product for the Everyman. Thank you.

A man can dream, though. A man can dream.

We all have our own lifehacks.

Oh, haha, I can see that I sort of phrased that badly. What I meant was that I fucked my sister’s brains out on that air mattress, and that we’re now married. Nothing weird, lol.

Nope, this is my genuine, unfiltered, dogshit opinion. I genuinely believe execution is the correct option when someone has a slight difference in preference compared to me.

There is no way people genuinely make color coding like this and think it’s a good idea. You gotta be trolling. What sane man assigns “Yes” to red and “No” to green and hits “publish?” Why must we be the makers of our own hell? Release me.

“We’re making an effort, see?”

In 5 years:

Studies show menthol cigarette consumption has remained the same.

I do not trust they will handle this without corruption meddling laws and loopholes.

I think people who prefer things other than what I prefer should be round up and shot.

I want to repurpose this as a miniature version of those DJ Hero controllers.

Zuck my cock, Meta.

They finally rebuilt him; they had the technology.

The feeling of resting on a slowly deflating air mattress before you pack it up is amazing. I remember one time, my sister (now wife) and I went on a camping trip with an inflatable mattress, and we both just slooowly let it deflate while we laid on it before we packed it up. Good times!

I don’t own an FM radio small enough to shove up my ass, which a phone with FM would solve. I’m sure phone designers will realize their untapped market soon enough.