Instant coffee for Vampires
Not really, that stuff tastes like shit
Honestly better than any Kanye West song I’ve ever heard
Plot twist, both options are only paid by in their respective coins. And payment is automatic: it falls on your head from a small portal.
Pretty sure that oil is fairly cool as well, because the oil usually explodes out not just bubbles
I mean sure, if you want to give your friends 3rd degree burns. A single ice cube is gonna throw oil a few feet. Explosively.
source: worked at a KFC in high school with a dumb ass who put a coworker in the hospital by throwing some ice in the fryer
But I am the CIA, and I know where you live jeff
For those that need to hear this. Please don’t do this.
It’s ok to punch Nazis
Not that accent
Yea, this crap is making it harder and harder to make jokes. It’s like someone installed a mod in the simulation that makes reality go bonkers.
Hence forth this will be known as “Billiams law”
Well yah, because the space laser didn’t work!
Conservatives are the biggest snowflakes, afraid of everything. They are like those little yappy dogs that bark at everything
Out of the two of these people only one is actually a billionaire :)
That’s gotta chap his orange ass
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Nice guy actually, a little flighty though
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I was born in a lab ln Langley from the unholy union of Siri, ChatGPT, and an old mpeg of alien autopsies
Yea, for a novelty account sometimes I kinda just say stuff then regret it