
Figma what?

I'll take the number one please

Just imagine if the trophy had been in the shape of a couch.

You're Not Evil in my ass

That song is such a banger.

That asshole got what he deserved.

Oh so sorry to hear about your Swasticars that passed away. Here's five big booms.

Just imagine what would happen if the tables were turned.

Thoughts and prayers

I love Arch

Holding up signs of protest are the new thoughts and prayers. The status quo needs to wake up and quit waiting for someone to save them. Their daddy left to get cigarettes a long time ago and isn't coming home.

I finally got Nicoled a couple of days ago. Totes blessed here.

I can guess whose blood the police prefer.

What's even worse than a real cop is a poser cop. I love meanmugging them.

In a recent Astrum video the host was talking about the state of the Earth in the upcoming millions of years. The Earth's crust is always reshaping. We just don't see it because our time here is so short. After we as humans are gone every thing we've done as a civilisation will be covered over under layers of new crust. Buildings will fall, the toxic mess will be settled, some life will continue after us, and new forms of life may arise. Thinking in that grander scale, nothing we do really matters. All we can do is try to not be shitty assholes within the ocean of shitty assholes around us. We'll all end up under a compacted layer of new Earth crust and eventually be swallowed up by our own sun. And that thought makes me feel calm.

Summer of 69 tons of fat and greasy rags

Baths are the best. I've taken one almost every night for many years, and bath snacks are a good combination.

yum

I didn't think anyone else knew about Menara. It's so good, and no other game has made me laugh that hard.

I really enjoy the multi-use card mechanic in The Bloody Inn amongst plenty other games. Each card can possibly used in 4 or more different ways; You just have to choose how you want to use them.