Read the article, the thumbnail is a picture of a migrant, the children are US Born and thus citizens

God fuck this woman

Everyone goes on holiday for 10 years?

Stephen Hawking was the only person I'd have used this offer for, now I really can't think of anyone. Brian Cox maybe?

Go to University and study anything but STEM or Economics or not be a white christian male? Straight to gitmo.

Lucy Liu bot memes incoming

Loads of rare earths are controlled by China (some estimates are 97% of all rare earth minerals), so yeah, I think they're currently laughing their asses off at the US

At this point a SCOTUS ruling seems to have as much power as a UN Resolution

No.

Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass

Atommüll

I'd settle for a non-shy bladder (a social bladder? An extroverted bladder?)

Can confirm, got long fingers, can reach the bottom of most jars.

Hell hath no fury like a MAGAt made look stupid

git yolo

What about celestial bodies? Is it red dwarfs or red dwarves?

It hasn't been time to joke for the last 10 years it feels like

I am still waiting on my soros bux for hating on trump in 2016

Klaatu varada...necktie

No jokes allowed other than the ones sitting in the oval office.