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  • Apparently they got to film on the carrier because the admiral that gave them permission had no idea who they were. Simpler times I guess. Miss when you could just make up shit and noone could check

  • Can I do sciencetechnology?

  • Sure, but everything Pete Hegseth is saying is very nuke coded

  • "Im not patronizing you" is the most patronising thing one can say

  • Lmao

  • She looks computer generated. She looks like what you'd get if someone had brought in a Puritan character design consultant for the final stretch of development for Red Alert 3

  • Denmark feels uniquely cursed honestly. At least places like spain, France, even Germany has somewhat of a left movement left and at least some people in politics that are able to perceive reality. In Denmark it's just pure insanity

  • replacing the military with an answering machine saying "we surrender!" In Russian.

    Kinda funny that in the glory days of Socialdemokraterne they at least understood that it didn't make sense for Denmark to waste money on the military when any major would be able to roll them over no matter what, and armament would just make you a more valid target.

  • Look danish politics is easy okay? You've Left who are on the right, radical left who are centrists, the moderates who are centrists, the alternative who are also centrists, social democrats who a conservatives, socialist peoples party who are social democrats, the communists who are socialists and the rest of them are fascists.

  • Thank you, that I could add anything to SoyVikings prose means a lot to me

  • Deep cut for anyone who isn't Australian but Ingers looks to me like someone who ran a fish and chip shop until the early 90s and then started the most racist political party in the country because she was mad about Asian immigrants existing.

    That's honestly not far off from her origin story. She posted a picture of her with a cake on instagram, celebrating the eviction of a bunch of immigrants.

  • The way I understand it is that the party itself gets to choose the letter. It can, of course, not choose a letter another party has already chosen.When the letters were handed out in the 1900's there was no choice though. They were just given out according to size. The social democrats were the biggest so they got A, radical left got B, the conservatives C and Venstre got D, but they later changed it to V.The OG racist party Dansk Folkeparti chose O because it stands for "optimism, order and organisation" according to Pia Kjærsgaard who was the party leader basically since it was created and until quite recently.I figure Danmarksdemokraterne chose Æ because it's a letter that isn't seen outside of Denmark.Alternativet probably chose Å because a graphic designer in the party loved it or something like that.Socialistisk Folkeparti chose F because it's the first letter in Folkeparti.Enhedslisten chose Ø probably because it's one of the coolest letters in the alphabet (as evidenced by all those shitty coffee chains around the world appropriating it) and back when they actually dared to stand for something and have opinions they also managed to make good choices once in a while.

    The rest I've no clue.

  • The people of Denmark believe in their hearts that their political system is the most democratic, most open, most free and most efficient system of government humanly possible. In all of human history nobody has been governed so well and so just as they are, and at no time in the future will anyone ever devise a better system. While believing firmly in the demcratic superiority of their system, the people of Denmark also consistently rank their politicians as the least trustworthy of all professions, below used car salesmen and journalists.

    Denmark is a parliamentary multi-party system. No normal sane person wants to be a dues-paying member of any of the parties, so the parties simply legislated themselves government funding making them independent from the common riff-raff. Additional funding from private oligarchs is provided by opaque and murky channels. The system appears corruption-free because campaign finance is essentially unregulated and since corruption is perceived as something ontologically foreign that only happens in less white and less civilised countries than Denmark.

    Important thing to add related to this. Danes love to talk about how Denmark is "the least corrupt" country in the world. This is a misunderstanding. Denmark is the country with the lowest level of perceived corruption. This is because the average dane has the observational skills of a rock, the memory of fruit fly and the naiveté of a puppy.

  • The only reason Alex isn't in the Epstein files is because he was too young to go to the island as a predator and too rich to go as a victim. I hate him so so so much he looks like the most annoying guy at every social occasion and he carries himself the same way and somehow people like that about him.

  • Most of the portraits are taken from the official government website (at least the ones with white backgrounds) which means they chose them themselves. So you are free to say whatever you want. Pointing out that Ingers portrait gives the vibe of a person who would feed you the blandest casserole as some sort of Gestapo Trick to suss out wether or not you were really white, isn't lookism. It's not about her physical characteristica as much as it's how she's chosen to present herself.Her second in command when she helmed Dansk Folkeparti litterally looked like a pig though, which is lookism, but it's also true.

  • Liberal Alliance for anyone who isn't in their "annoying 16-year old child" faze is always baffling to me. The fact they're so big honestly scares me.

    as the university was apparently too woke.

    "Wokeismen er gået for vidt!" is something I've heard a few too many times. It's crazy. As if it's even something we have here. It's also so funny because at the same time we have that wineclub for all the people who have been "cancelled" (received mild public critique) and that club is run by a man colloquially known as "The Eel". How the fuck can woke have gone too far if The Eel is running around unshackled, just shipping wine to whoever he wants?

  • That is more or less what is going on. Still amazes me and pisses me off though.

  • chat @hexbear.net

    It's election season in Denmark and I'd like to sink this country into the sea

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Liberals be like: "The millions of dead brown people are merely a distraction from the Epstein files"

  • memes @hexbear.net

    May I interest you in a meme in this trying time?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    HOLY SHIT THERE ARE BEARS ON THE MOON AND THEY HAVE AKS THIS IS FUCKING CRAZY

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Me, reading about the iranian missile strikes:

  • memes @hexbear.net

    Me, reading about the iranian missile strikes:

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Things are not going well in Mexico...

  • chat @hexbear.net

    The youtube algorithm sucks so much ass and it didn't use to and I hate that

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Kinda funny the invasion of Iran got delayed because of a deluge of shit

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    This Is America Music Video 2026 - A Touching Tribute to Renée Good and Alex Pretti

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Henry kissenger found alive and well in Israel - BBC

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Imagine being a monarchist and this is Your Guy

  • emoji @hexbear.net

    :pricemaster-pog:

  • emoji @hexbear.net

    :pricemaster:

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Replacing Cops With Mimes

    beautifultrouble.org /toolbox/tool/replacing-cops-with-mimes
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Dudes be living like this and proudly share it like I'm supposed to see it and go "hell yeah" but all I can say is "oh no"

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    How to Understand the Newly Released 9/11 Photo of Dick Cheney with his “Foot Up" - Reading The Pictures

    www.readingthepictures.org /2015/07/dick-cheney-with-his-foot-up-on-911/
  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Zelenskyy suggests ceasefire so that Russia can hold elections

    www.pravda.com.ua /eng/news/2026/02/14/8021054/