Tell me more about this stimulation estimator. I have... proxamite knowledge of stimulation devices.
When it's crispy fried shrimp, yes. Any other time, no.
That's so random of him. It's a good thing someone accidentally left that breakdancing floor right where he started breakdancing, otherwise that would have been painful.


I think you should handle it in the traditional way: request nudes.
Well I don't know what it was supposed to do, as soon as the pop up came up my browser would crash, I had to "stop" the page from loading before it came up to read the article.
Anyone else getting a pop up issue when they click that link?
All hail the breadking!
But I want to meet the Breadking. I wish to swear an oath of loyalty to his lineage and expand the borders of his domain. THE BREAD KINGDOM SHALL RISE AGAIN.
Yes that's very on point for the question being asked, thanks.
Hey I have one of those.

Woh, a twofer.
I would 1000% percent watch a sequel to Being John Malkovich called Being Matt Damon, and they keep going deeper into him Inception style, and each layer is another increasingly more convoluted scenario of everyone having to save him.
Isn't it amazing how such a wonderful concept can still hold our imaginations despite the 27 terrible Hellraiser movies that have graced the screen since the last decent one decades ago?
I have a sneaking suspicion that IS the TL:DR.
This will require rigorous scientific testing.
There are much easier ways to keep yourself from passing gas. Like a butt plug.
I don't entirely agree with that. Sure Brady was one of the best, hands down, but I feel like their lack of success since he left had more to do with their inability to find another even decent QB. Belichick was good at taking specific players and finding unique and effective uses for them, but overall he was way better at drafting defensive players than offensive players, Brady and Gronk notwithstanding.
In terms of football IQ look at the Patriots/Rams Superbowl, one of the most boring SBs in history, lol. Rams had a new offense that trounced EVERYONE on their way to the SB, Belichick completely neutralized it and by the next year everyone used his defensive lineup against the Rams and they floundered.
If I spent 20 years watching a team I spent millions on lose to him over and over I'd probably be a salty bitch about it to. Then again these days I find it hard to like any of the owners or management in the NFL so fuck em.
It's cute