Aww, fuck yea. There isn't a damn thing I'd stop those 3 doing if they knocked on my door.

Oh yea. That's a wet pizza right there. Mmm-hmmm.

Yes, she very likely still has the same eyeballs.

Mine does this a lot.

Thank you. I'm far too lazy to do that myself these days.

I heard that. "Smeeeeg- ma"

Who is this guy? I've seen him in a few different memes.

My non-tech literate aunt has been running her Ebay business from a laptop running Fedora with unattended upgrades for 3 years now. She manages her expenses in Libreoffice calc and accesses everything else through Chrome and prints labels on an old USB HP printer. I don't think she's even noticed I switched her over from Windows 10 when her machine was getting slow.

My Dad's laptop is also on Fedora (though he mainly just uses an Android tablet these days) and I intend to install it on my Grandma's PC when Windows 10 stops being supported. So for the people who'd be happy with something like a Chromebook, which is a good chunk of older folks, it's perfect and I can easily provide support.

That being said if I had to deal with helping kids who wanted to game and use Bluetooth bits and pieces surrounded by RGB crap then yea outside of a few well supported options it could be a nightmare depending on what they've got.

"Oh no, there goes Jokyo..."

Vomiting, barefoot and full of semen?

Rat-arsed, fizzled, fucked, fooked, fecked

Fair point.

Is this like how Inuits have a bunch of words for snow because they deal with so much of it, Finnish people have different kinds of getting drunk?

The thought of home internet with a limit gives me cold sweats

No, but it's only been a couple of months.

Plus I'm single right now, if you catch my drift.

I smoked for about 10 years and replaced that with vaping. Then I replaced vaping with chewing gum in January.

I chew 2 pieces of Extra 6-7 times a day and Blockheads multivitamin gum twice a day.

I also carry strips of foil I can spit into if I'm at my desk or not near a bin.

Same here. I have no idea what the issue is.

The pharmacist at my local Tesco once told me I was buying paramol too often. It had been at least a year since I last bought it.

This told me that:

A. They're using facial recognition to track purchases

B. There's either not enough info provided by it or enough training on it's use

Hangs from a crucifix on his bun-gee

Do you folks in Burgerland still have those two prongs that screw into the back of your TV? We've always used round coax here in the UK.