I gave my co-worker some of my homemade pizza for lunch and she didn't eat the crust. I felt invalidated as a human being. That shit was flawless - pillowy chew with great mouth feel and just the right amount of brown. Someone needs to stop these psychopaths.

You know when there's a dog in the office they just write off the whole day as a productivity loss.

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Do you think it's conspiracy theories that turn people gay and they're just trying to justify it so they can feel comfortable with their sexualities?

Ray Bradbury - Kaleidoscope

It's short. Go read it. <3

Gasps That means we have to have the talk.

Well, I'm a furry, so... nah.

is a chicen wit buns also is a hamberder?

Maybe calculated tariffs on commodities where companies are contemplating outsourcing, but that's a step you take in advance in order to dissuade their action. This is like making the whole school sit with their heads down through recess because one specific kid was unruly.

Edit: There wasn't even an unruly kid. The Principal is just vindictive, has a hangover, and hates children.

Don't call me out, bro. I know Victorinox Kenjutsu.

The fungus you're thinking of is likely ergot, because it shows up in pretty large volume in batches of rye.

In processing, it ends up as a dark purple/black dried up mass that assumes kinda a crescent shape. Mills will run a batch of rye through a color-sorter - a bunch of times consecutively - to reduce the amount of ergot in the batch before milling.

You can technically refine it into LSD, but if you screw up, you can kill people. (Morning Glories are the preferred method).

The number of 55-gallon drums of ergot I've disposed of, though... It's difficult not to identify with Walter White and wonder... "what if?"

Yo, thank you to yogurt, sourdough, and various fermented beverages. Bless.

"See, Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say THEY COULDN'T, I said YOU SHOULDN'T."

When the barrier is monetary, are you really getting the best folks?

It's a good thing that mental health disorders like that are totally transient and not permanently wired into people's neurology... which is a patently false statement. For real, though, you probably aren't getting comments because you haven't provided a back story.

Maybe this means something. Do you live anywhere where lions can attack you?

...and are you sure?

Metal Gear is a pretty cool guy. Eh launches nukes and doesn't afraid of anyone.

Not if they're watching or listening. Otherwise I can't go.

Yeah, white Jesus is kinda a dick. We should deport him.

Edit: but not like the Romans did.