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Just your average office drone trying to make it under late-stage capitalism.

Literally me type beat

Chicken jockey!

Someone tell Xi to slow down a bit, he is scaring the Yankees.

Guess im at the right place then


Oh this is perfect. A sign from the high heavens perhaps ?

Stop China. Thats enough winning. You cant take so many wins. You gotta leave some wins for the rest of us please.


Im curious about it and I do plan to play it BUT I have no problem to wait for at least for 6 months to a year depending on the state the PC version releases in . This is a game where I legit wouldnt have a problem to wait 18 months or something if it turns out to be a rough day 1 release for PC.
There are games that I had to play day 1 like Baldurs Gate 3....GTA 6 isnt one of them.

Considering it will be console exclusive for a year (unless they changed that with the delay?) I am really not in a hurry to play it even after its out. (Im Pc only) . That said I do plan to play it at some point down the road.

Wow didnt know they come in purpl

I bet these babies poop their pants to. Heh. Not like us SUPERIOR ADULTS

Dumb babies. Always lazy. I bet they dont even pay taxes

True. While were at it we should close all schools as well. I have been to school. I dont need it anymore ?

Are Pitbull AKA Mr.Worldwide and Hexbear the same person ?
I have never seen Pitbull and Hexbear in the same room ! Isnt this making anyone else suspicious ? I think this whole tariff stuff is just a ploy by Trump to hide the truth. Mr. Worldwide is actually Mr. Hexbear

Everytime we do a Thread about Marxism someone should ask. Is this about Pitbull AKA Mr. Worldwide ?

Another win for the loners


Pitbull is my favourite MCU character

For a moment I thought this Thread was about Pitbull AKA Mr. Worldwide

Waiting for the Stellaris update 4.0 (which is huge) and the Biogenesis Expansion this Monday. Gonna have breakfast in a bit.

Here are some very short games
A Short Hike. Its a game about climbing to the top of a mountain. You meet cute lil characters and climb up. Thats it. Thats the game. About 2h
Donut County is a story-based physics puzzle game where you play as an ever-growing hole in the ground. Only a bit over 2h
The entire Frog Detective series is made up of 3 games that are each very short. Like less than 2h each.
These 2 other games are best to go in blind. They arent horror games
First Firewatch is a pretty cool mystery type game that is less than 6h.
Second If you want something slightly longer The Forgotten City is a narrative-driven time loop adventure in ancient Rome. Less than 10h (took me 7h but I didnt go for 100%) Really recommend this one

Give me your strongest potions

Yeah thats one of these instance were the source material is basically a different movie. Doesnt really bother me

Im gonna be real with you folks
Has anyone ever met Hexbear ? Are they even real ? I have looked everywhere but no hexagonal bear to be found

Settlers 2 is where it all began for me


So, I played other games as a kid, like Super Mario World, but I think Settlers 2 was what really made me appreciate strategy games, even back then, as a wee little lad. Later came other games such as Morrowind, StarCraft: Brood War, and Warcraft 3. They basically sealed the deal, and I became a "gamer."

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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered OUT NOW

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Yep its a shadow drop. Out now on steam at least. No idea if its any good or not. At least the gfx are shiny. Never cared much for Oblivion back in the day. (Prefered Morrowind and Skyrim) but I might give this a try one day.
At least its going to feel like a whole new game for me if I get to it, since I played it so little back when I first tried it.