You are right, I'm getting my PM's mixed up. Changed.

Pope died of cringe like the Queen did after meeting May Truss (how could forget the lettuce)?

Edit: punctuation fix

Out of all of the worms our country could get, why didn't we get the ones from a truckstop men's room eggsalad. We could have been stronger than Hercules and smarter than Cher. But nooo, we had to get ones that like dying political dynasty afterbirth, wonderful.

That's why I don't want to do it. Anyone born now or later are going to experience a slow painful death due to lack or resources or a quick painful death in a resource war. And if they have any smarts they would hate my guts once they figure out the fate I had knowingly consigned them to by forcing their concious into a meatsuit.

Do you smell toast right now?

I tried to read this 3 times before it clicked in my brain that I might be in the section of Lemmy that posts unreadable shit for a laugh.

Let me guess. The stupid horse armor has both gone up in price and is still a separate DLC item.

This a good point, and seems very plausible. Technocrats trying to fuck with each other using the courts is almost traditional at this point.

I doubt it. I am not a lawyer in any way. The layman in me, with his tinfoil hat thinks that the FTC are trying to throw this case. So that Meta and anyone else they do this for will have precedent to make a break up in the future harder.

Yes. King crab will eat anything. They are the seafloors ultimate scavenger.

Around here the best way to dispose of a corpse or any other organic matter is a crab pot without a marker buoy. Toss the pot into the ocean, 2 weeks later crabs will have eaten everything in pot.

Oh good, I'm not the only one.

Leela gets a surgical procedure to have a false eye grafted onto her face so that she looks "Normal"?

Anyone at the front of my line wanna let me cut in front of them?

This is probably seen through rose tinted glasses, but Halo 3 had the best multi-player experience I think. It has community created maps, game modes, and an a way for anybody with a account to share what they made. From pictures to custom forge maps. I have nothing but fond memories of the experience. So it makes sense to me at least that some people wouldn't stop playing until Microsoft or Bungie or whoever made them.

All that K might be taking its toll. It might even rob him of all brain function.

If I understand correctly (full disclosure, I may not) there are a group of politically motivated people that are using Yemen as a place to launch missiles at merchant vessels traveling to or from the Suez canal. As an attempt to bring attention to their political ideals.

I know this one is centered around a BBQ Homer is having. I think it's the one where Lisa becomes a vegetarian.

Sadly the only sun explosion I have time to stop and watch is Sol. So if Sol is exploding I'm down to watch otherwise I have work.

While I agree with what your picture is saying, can you please mark this as NSFW please. (changed on edit) I need to ride some public transportation soon.