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The weekly GTA Online update for April 10, 2025, is live with reward events, discounts, prizes, and classic heists.

Our GTA Online weekly update guide will tell you everything happening in Los Santos this week.

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This week is all about the thrill of the Heist. You’ll get 2x GTA$ and RP when you take on:

*The Fleeca Job***The

Today I Fucked Up @lemmit.online
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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/Blackened-One on 2024-12-02 01:25:07+00:00.


This is probably gonna sound dumb and that’s because it is.

[M]y balance has always been shitty. I attributed that to the fact that during puberty I grew one foot taller in a single year. I figured my body never got adjusted to the new equilibrium because it happened so quickly. I never gave it any thought beyond that.

So one day I was stretching before a run and had moved onto the flamingo stretch. (Quad stretch where you stand on one leg.) My wife was there and she likes to poke fun at my (lack of) balance. It’s just some light-hearted ribbing, it’s no big deal. So I was hopping on one foot and flailing my arms. My wife was laughing at me and she uttered these fat

Mechanical Keyboards @lemmy.ml
Rekall Incorporated @lemm.ee
Minneapolis - St. Paul Metro @midwest.social
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The fur industry is a total fail and we can do without it

The Minneapolis City Council adopted a new code last year that prohibits fur stores in the city. This decision follows numerous other U.S. cities and the state of California that have prohibited the sale of new fur products. More than two dozen countries have either voted to ban fur farming or prohibit the raising of particular species for fur, or introduced stricter regulations to curtail the practice.

While the fur industry is on a steep downward trend, tens of millions of wild animals like foxes, mink and raccoon dogs are still suffering in fur factory farms across the world. The majority of them are in China, though about 100 remain in the U.S., including a few mink and fox farms in Minnesota.

Animals killed for fur are confined their entire lives in cramped, unsanitary conditions. Zoologists who studied captive mink found that despite generations of being bred for fur, mink suffer greatly in captivity. They lack any behavioral enrichment, and they suffer in tiny wire cag

Humanity, Fuck Yeah! @lemmit.online
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old.reddit.com Two Steps per Second

`[A]: Tunnel team reporting, we're detecting a marching army over us.` `[M]: STEP RATE?` `[A]: Three steps per two seconds, and some hovering...

Two Steps per Second
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The original was posted on /r/hfy by /u/ExcursorLXVI on 2024-10-05 14:55:19+00:00.


[A]: Tunnel team reporting, we're detecting a marching army over us.

[M]: STEP RATE?

[A]: Three steps per two seconds, and some hovering vehicle signatures

[M]: CONSULTING DATA...

[M]: THEY ARE AIRO. PROUD ONES. "HONORABLE" THEY WOULD PUT IT. GENERAL ERON, LURE THEM AWAY WITH A VILLAGE RAID. LET THEIR HEROICS DISTRACT THEM FROM COUNTERING OUR REAL OPERATIONS. REPORT RESULTS.

[E]: Acknowledged.

...

[E]: They took the bait. We encircled and destroyed them. Many prisoners taken. I'm sending them back with a detachment; you can probably use them as leverage against any other Airo forces that pop up, given their aforementioned sense of "honor."

`[M]: EXCELLENT. TUNNEL TEAM, SPEND

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TIL mass fatality causing "humam stampedes" and "hysterical masses" are myths which shift responsibility from organisers for fatal crowd incidents which "invariably" result from poor organisation

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/17045970

From Wikipedia

Stampede events that involve humans are extremely rare and are unlikely to be fatal.[5] According to Keith Still, professor of crowd science at Manchester Metropolitan University, "If you look at the analysis, I've not seen any instances of the cause of mass fatalities being a stampede. People don't die because they panic. They panic because they are dying".[5] 

Paul Torrens, a professor at the Center for Geospatial Information Science at the University of Maryland, remarks that

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FundMECFS @lemmy.blahaj.zone

TIL mass fatality causing "humam stampedes" and "hysterical masses" are myths which shift responsibility from organisers for fatal crowd incidents which "invariably" result from poor organisation

From Wikipedia

Stampede events that involve humans are extremely rare and are unlikely to be fatal.[5] According to Keith Still, professor of crowd science at Manchester Metropolitan University, "If you look at the analysis, I've not seen any instances of the cause of mass fatalities being a stampede. People don't die because they panic. They panic because they are dying".[5] 

Paul Torrens, a professor at the Center for Geospatial Information Science at the University of Maryland, remarks that "the idea of the hysterical mass is a myth".[5](https://en.m.wikip

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Suave Centipede 👔 -- art by Ellizary

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"Muddy Buddies" by BinturongBoy

Constructed Languages @mander.xyz
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Conlang Showcase: Ylmunusian

Introduction

Hi all, today I wanna present you my creation Ylmunusian. I've been working on it since 2013, when my previous large conlang died in the fires of a fried external harddrive. That said, back when I started with Ylmunusian my knowledge of conlanging and of where to find resources was... limited, let's say. So looking back now I'm fully aware that Ylmunusian is sorely lacking in some regards. At the same time, I wouldn't call it "bad" either. So yeah, if you wanna comment that certain things are not realistic or anything... knock yourself out but I'm well aware. Still, I'm proud of Ylmunusian, especially because of the scale as well as associated worldbuilding, and still work on it, mostly the vocabulary and translations. The grammar, from my point of view, is mostly "finished". That said, any feedback is still welcome and I will answer any questions below in the comments as quickly as I can get to it. If there's sufficient interest I can also share links to my online di

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Dream or Reality

Full credit to Makmark/MoringMark. You can find him here: Tumblr | Reddit | Instagra[m](https://instagram.com

Wet & Messy Furries! @pawb.social
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(Video) "You Can't Do That To Greifer on YouTube!" — iconic 2008 fursuit WAM, starring Greifer Fox

r/GuildWars 2 | Welcome Back @lemmit.online
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Steam Deck Simple&Intuitive Controller Layout for new and veteran players

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The original was posted on /r/guildwars2 by /u/Vonsh_ on 2024-01-12 12:19:02.


TLDR: Guild Wars 2 works amazingly well on SteamDeck. I've created simple and intuitive controls layout that should facilitate completely new players (SteamDeck owners looking for a new game to try) as well as experienced veterans (seasoned PC users open to play on a new device). Most important features of layout work out of the box, without any additional control modifications! That said, there are some optional features can be enabled and icons to make it consistent with game UI. I believe additional resource with minimalistic explanation of main ideas could do a lot to help some users out. It also allows me to help them directly and get some feedback - this is what f

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What are your Microsoft Windows hidden gem apps

You know the drill, [M]Lemmings...

I want to share TypingMasterPro cuz it is the program that helped me learn to type 2x over (QWERTY than DVORAK)

Off you go!

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This is an automated post to list all communities on this instance. This is a test post right now and I hope to improve its presentation in due time.

Updated at 2023-12-07 00:54 UTC

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/c/yiff - NSFW - 1243 subscribers :::spoiler More


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Ska man ha med sig present när man kommer till en fest?

Tjo!

Är 20[M] och imorgon kommer en i vårt kompisgäng hosta en liten fest hemma hos sig. I denna åldern, är det normalt att ha med sig present när man kommer eller blir det stelt?

Har aldrig gått på nåt sånt innan, o vet ju att mina föräldrar o kompisar till dem alltid har med sig något, men dock är de ju en generation över.

Vill ju absolut inte va stel eller så, och är det något som förväntas av oss i den åldern att ha med sig något eller blir det bara overkill?

Förövrigt kommer vi alla swisha en summa.

Edit: tack alla för tipsen!


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The original was posted on /r/sweden by /u/Klopsik0101 at 2023-10-28 07:59:33+00:00.

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Highlights: Their third speaker pick in three weeks lasted barely four hours. Now, with their desperation on full display, Republicans are trying again.

The House GOP is convening Tuesday night for its fourth internal huddle of the day as it hears from yet another unwieldy field of candidates to lead its broken ranks. No one has demonstrated the ability to do what the three previous failed speaker hopefuls couldn’t: Unite enough Republicans to land 217 votes on the floor.

Two members of tonight’s five-man field have already run and lost. That includes Rep. Mike Johnson (R-La.), the second highest vote-getter earlier Tuesday.

There’s little hope for relief among the bitterly divided GOP, where the fruitless search for a speaker has become so miserable that some members even floated a return to former Speaker Kevin McCarthy — with Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) as an “assistant speaker.” (The idea has not been taken seriously inside the conference.)

[M]any Republicans fear they’ve reached

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Tagging rules for intersex and ambiguous characters

Just to be clear, I don't want us to be super picky about tags - IMO as long as it's understandable, anything is okay. However, Pokémon yiff has a pinned thread talking about this, and I've been PMed asking how to tag something. Basically, even if we don't want to enforce it, it might be useful to have some standard as a guideline.

Many communities reference the tagging rules of the main !yiff community, which includes tags for male and female. However, it does not specify rules for characters that fall outside that spectrum, or whose gender is unknown (due to being obscured, for example). This has resulted in tagging being a bit ad-hoc (e.g. [H], [I], [G], for gynomorphs), and might feel a bit exclusionary for a site that claims to be "queer".

Just as something to propose, how about we update the tagging rules to be something like this (to be similar to e621's gender tags):

  • [M] For male characters.
  • [F] For female characters.
  • [G] For gynomorph (feminine character with a dick bu
Dating Advice @lemmit.online
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I can't make friends with women the same way I do with men. Also, what do platonic friendships even look like for you?

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The original was posted on /r/dating_advice by /u/Conscious__Astronaut on 2023-08-23 07:45:10.


(I know this doesn't really belong here but socialskills flagged it as "dating content" so please just give what insight you can).

Long intro, feel free to skip: I am a typical mid 20s [M] never had a date lurker (tried and been rejected a bunch, stopped asking for a while to focus on myself) and I am challenging myself this year to be more social and make friends because I am socially awkward. I would espically love to make friends with women because I haven't really had many platonic friendships with women in a while and it comes up often from the few friends I do have + online as a way to better relate and empathize. In the past few m

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