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I didn't know baron harkonnen was a fan
- Before taking on a leadership role, Vlady Harkonnen had a distinguished career as a midfielder in the Giedi Prime Premier League.
  
  *giedi primier league
- Listen, that's no way to speak about the minister for sport and culture, he's doing his best!

The fact this was apparently posted by someone from the Netherlands makes this so much funnier.
- I have it on good authority by multiple Europeans that Netherlands is a made up country.
  
  The language definitely seems made up just to fuck with people.
  
  Leugens!
  
  the netherlands is the cultural runoff from the rest of europe, gathering in a series of ditches until it sprouts like mold

I would've won 130 euros if Bellingham would've just missed the ball
- Would've, Could've, Should've. Fact is that he didn't, so you didn't.
  -- This crushing confrontation with reality was provided by Norgur's Hope Crushing Inc.; Use Code "apathy15" at checkout for an extra 15% off for our "Depression to go" package! Come get your hopes and dreams shredded to pieces today!
  
  Facts have never really been my friend
  
  Every time somebody says something like "I could have done that" (especially if they're being dismissive of somebody's achievement), it brings me great pleasure to say "but you didn't."

isn't posting 4chan content kinda cheating here? lol
- They also post Reddit content to 4chan
  
  Lol

Poor Slovaks. They did play very solidly.

It worked today!

UK and Irish sports chants are God tier compared to Americans.

Does anyone have a cabbage? Some tomatoes maybe? Or an apple?
No reason...

Sending this to my English brother in law in 3...2...1....

Which country is ingerland?
- https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Ingerland

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