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Wasn't illicit sex with cows basically the Minotaur's origin story?
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With a bull actually, way back when gods were still creative with their curses.
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Wouldn’t even be a whole bestiality then.
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Indeed
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Sounds like a pretty standard D&D party
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I am my own worst enemy, what will they do with me?
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cherish and support you, thus slaying your inner strife
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... I'll start a service for the things they won't do.
ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.
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I've got this really big stable that needs de-poopification...
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they will Divert a river into your stable
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Do I get to watch?
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Only with uberfeats+
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The slaying? Yes. The sex? Probably not.
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Dang!
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You put 20 gold in the tip, you can watch whatever you like.
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Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)
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The only weakness of mini minotaurs is Tartar sauce.
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despite reading the last one as the mintor harassing me(not in a sexual way)
i fully expected the response
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