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Doctors don't need to check your blood, it's just a conspiracy to collect DNA

My psychiatrist periodically has me get my blood taken so he can see if my meds are having any negative side effects. How do I know this is necessary? Seems like a good cover story to collect DNA.

Or maybe, it's to appease vampires so they don't have to hunt us

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