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dialectical_analysis_of_gock [she/her] @hexbear.net

2y ago

Soon Hexbear will replace tankie as the go-to insult

Dronies just can't stop

https://lemm.ee/post/9279694

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People always say to me, they always say: 'Ms. TomboyShulk, aren't you a little harsh with these pre-emptive purges?' Folks, as you can–and you can see it quite clearly–quite clearly see with this rambunctious little imp, I'm just as harsh as I need to be; could stand to be a bit harsher, frankly.
- Using the report feature on federated communities
  
  PMing Great Purge requests to TomboyShulk
- Purges are a last resort. That means we do them pre-emptively
- Libs are calling posters banned by hexbear admins heros, I prefer posters who weren't banned. We love our admins and mods don't we folks, such beautiful and strong admins, unlike anything we've ever seen before! Not like those nasty lemmy libs, they have such bad opinions, just the worst let me tell you, they need to be banned and someone has to do it!
  
  My god that first image just swallows my entire phone screen lol. Thunder really doesn't like the emotes
- The tag line just got 50 characters longer, folks
- PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE PURGE

On the one hand I no longer see any value in engaging with people like this and think we should defederate outright. On the other hand I see posts like this and realize we are this close to mentally breaking them and the completionist in me wants to see it through.
- Inside you there are two posters.
- They'll defederate us anyway. I think it's funny to watch them go monkey. We're getting some real goobermancy that we otherwise don't see because Hexbear is only referenced a handful of times on other social media sites.
- Don't they post on a defederated comm anyways. It's literally one guy on an instance not even federated with us.

It’s an affectionate nickname for Hexbear. You might know that they behave like a bunch of 4channers
Ah yes. Hexbear, which automatically filters slurs, is just the same as 4chan, where the n-word is about as common as the word "the"

- The objectively correct emoji for this situation

I'm the specter haunting the lemmyverse and frankly I'm getting tired of haunting this shit I want to go haunt something cool like a bank or Europe.

An Hexbear 🧐
- The H is silent
  
  Ah they’re
  le exber
  
  An ecksbear

Thanks for all the free advertising.

Wish i lived as rent free as hexbear

your an hexbear, sir

Have any of these people who hate this website so bad been posting screenshots where hexbear users are actually "distorting" or whatever they said? Are their instances full of screenshots from the mega where someone says the kulaks deserved it or something?
I'm asking because it seems like it's all just vibes
- No pics, just a vibes-based game of telephone
- CW
  Typically they misrepresent heavily what people say, or make themselves be out to be victims. Like the US soldier who claimed he was attacked for stuff, but turns out people just said he was scum for serving in the imperialist military.
  In this case however it seems to be both a bit misleading context and them not understanding that Carcosa was quoting from the linked article (since most people don't read linked sources):
  The post with the screenshot: https://lemm.ee/post/9279694
  The post in which Carcosa did post: https://lemmy.ml/post/5413589?scrollToComments=true
  This is one of the comments in the thread Carcosa posted. Sounds for me like a bit of holocaust denial and implying Russia is committing an organized Nazi like genocide.
  @[email protected]
  Hey families, come on over to our um… kids camp… and while you’re here, can you help us inspect our walk-in ovens? Does is smell like a gas leak in there?
  That however isn't made out to be a problem by lemm.ee or lemmy.world users.
  However equating Nazis with Russian officials is common:
  Imagine if Goebbels told you, as a Jew that if you wanted your kids back all you had to do was travel to Berlin. Pinky promise! Of course you wouldn’t even give it a second to consider. You would know it was complete bullshit.
  Which also ignores that plenty of parents did actually get together with their kids and died in camps together. Not only Janusz Korczak.
  To contrast look at the thread in which the Italian state targets children of our LGBTQ* comrades and allies: https://lemmy.ml/post/3689846?scrollToComments=true
  Again since political vocabulary is very limited or leading those things are not a problem for lemm.ee I do understand why Carcosa is quoting as much from the article (though ">" makes stuff more easy to read), but I disagree with their content. I do also understand that the fight to not trust Western propaganda against Russia during war times often leads to more correct takes. Still doesn't cancel out the fake news and organized propaganda by some lemm.ee users and alike.

Telling my wife she's being really hexbear over telling me to take out the trash.

"an hexbear"
- Englishman detected
  
  Englishman detected
  The only pounds I need are me pounding ur mom
  
  Or a Frenchman.
  L'Hexbear
- An 'exbear bre

I take credit for this one cuz repeatedly calling the guy with the Anarchist raccoon pfp a tankie was backfiring.

Feigning to not understand, or distorting a point is something that Hexbear users love to do.
Asking me to explain my beliefs? Must be an evil tankie from website I don't like.
- everyone should already know that my beliefs are "good guy" beliefs! and if you dont share them then you believe in "bad guy" beliefs!!
  
  It's the only time when rephrasing what someone said isn't a critical listening skill and incredibly persuasive. If you're already digging your feet into the dirt, doubling down on your own morality, every discussion feels like an attack.
  "What if the homeless man is responding to systemic pressures that aren't obvious to you?"
  "What if other ways of organizing society could be beneficial?"
  "Have you ever considered why you value the rules so much?"
  Any of these could shine a light into often unobserved assumptions. But if you entrench yourself you lose out on the chance to learn. You could very well look at it and decide that you are a stinky stinky lib, but even then you'd stop being a slave to fate because you're at least making the conscious choice to be a class traitor ~~and a moron~~.

I mean, it's really mean of us to make fun of people who support death and suffering
After all, aren't we making them suffer when we call them doo-doo heads and pee-pee pants?
- not enough, but hopefully some

OI E'S AN HEXBEAR E IS GUVNAH, YOU 'AVIN A TURKISH?????

hexbear dot net was the first internet site to be antagonistic or rude
- The second one after 4chan, hence the intuitive connection between us
  
  Unironically why they're trying to get "6channers" to stick lol
- lmao they're extremely soft if they think this site is comparable to any of the chans

Those nerds are really calling us 6chan of all insults?

John Carpenter presents a "short" film of the Hexbear federation process
- omg

Don't be an Hexbear
Really does not roll off the tongue. They're going to need something pithier.

Ayy [email protected]. I know you're reading this because you are obsessed with Hexbear.
When you post this to meanwhileongrad with some caption about how big meanies we are, can you get this comment in the screenshot?
- purposely visiting a site i dont like to show the tankies who cant see my posts who's the boss
  
  The worst part is that it's all they post.
  Their only posts and comments are all on either meanwhileongrad or tankiejerk. As far as I'm aware the only time they stray out of their posting bubble is to read stuff on either here or lemmygrad, presumably just to annoy themselves.
- hey [email protected] if your're reading this make sure to get my big ass in the frame too
  
  Hey @[email protected] can I be in the picture too?
- jesus that comm really is the work of one obsessive freak, isn't it?

Imagine going up to an 85 year old man and telling him not to trust the hexbears

Roll in the hexbears.
- The best thing Kruschev ever did was send in the posters

hexbear is when youre not a weird debate pervert clutching pearls about someone asking what you mean

48 days left until a sitting congress person calls someone a Hexbear live on TV

I fucking hope so lmao, would be good for us.

my point got distorted

that's actually pretty good publicity

'Feigning' to not understand? Nah brah we're just actually stupid and don't care about tedious debate, it's the commie bimbo website
- so true

An hexbear
- These libs say they respect civility, and yet they can't even follow the most civil thing of all: grammar rules!
  For the letter “H”, the pronunciation dictates the indefinite article:
  undefined
  
  Use “a” before words where you pronounce the letter “H” such as “a hat,” “a house” or “a happy cat.” Use “an” before words where you don't pronounce the letter “H” such as “an herb,” “an hour,” or “an honorable man.”
  
  I know that pointing out grammar mistakes is reddit debatebro shit but i will always do it to redditors because it makes steam pop out of their ears

Where does "hexbear" originate from anyway?
- As bears go, it's an extremely powerful bear. Pleasing both aesthetically and geometrically. It's dimensions also contain the secret name of god, [REDACTED]
  
  look at this dope ass bear
- A photo of a bear whose silhouette looked like a regular hexagon, which the community arbitrarily decided to make its mascot towards the latter days of the old subreddit
- A dope ass bear
- Yo, check out this dope-ass bear!
- She was a drug dealer of international infamy.
- be thankful we chose the cool bear and didn't name the website like "tiktaalikgobackdumbmf.com"
  
  yeah, imagine if we named it something else haha
  sure glad that ain't me
- Hexbear, the drugdealer?

Not sure what you are trying to say here. Maybe you can try to be less antagonistic in the future?

Super confused by this. What is hexbear?
- our instance
  we're unabashed socialists over here
  
  Same but I'm still a little confused haha. Does this instance have a reputation? I just found it browsing all and like leftist content
- :you're-in-one:

It's so funny how they keep having to make shit up about us because we don't actually do anything bad.
Hey @[email protected] keep it up, libs, you're only helping us. Go on, keep telling people we worship modern Russia even though we clearly don't. It makes you look so good and trustworthy.

The Diary of Ann Hexbear has long been considered a canon of posting lore

This is reminding me of the old sub at its peak. All of Reddit did this with the Chapo subreddit to the point that it replaced srs as the Reddit boogeyman. Deprogram and Trueanon are sort of there but nowhere near the level of infamy cth had.

You hexbears need to post more there, dronies are forgetting the feel of PPB by now.

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