Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay

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Andrew Isker, co-host of the right-wing Christian nationalist podcast ‘Contra Mundum’, claims that airport body scanners have the capability to make you gay.

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Right-wing Christian podcaster claims that airport body scanners can turn you gay

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I think there's a scandal on the horizon for this guy.
lmao
when he confessed that he prefers to be frisked at the airport, instead of undergoing a proper body scanner.
- Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.
  
  After my scan, my stance got really wide all of a sudden
  
  In 1999, Craig became sharply critical of U.S. President Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Speaking on NBC's Meet The Press, Craig told Tim Russert: "The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy – a naughty boy. I'm going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy."
  
  I can’t imagine feeling comfortable saying something like this, especially on fucking tv
  
  "It was those gaymma rays!"
  
  Lol, I saw that movie in the theater back in the day!
  "It's raining men, hallelujah...!"
  
  "Does this shirt make me look gay?"
  "How about now?"
  
  ... If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?
  Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?
  Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?
  fucking goddammit lol.
  EDIT: i mean shit, if radiation causes gender/sexual orientation modification, then I guess you could actually construct a 'gaydar'... oh god my brain hurts.
  
  All I know is I'm goonin' on the dudes now in my porn stash...
  
  The Gay Gamma Goongasm, according to ... Christian Nationalist Physics?
  
  Stop.
  My glowing weiner can only get so hard.
  
  After I got scanned, I let everyone on the plane board me early. What a journey!
  
  They scanned me, so I frisked them
  
  The Scan that Gay'd Me
- I might get nuked for this, but I feel like we're arguing for or against the best way for Republicans to violate our rights. Neither of these options are okay, and the TSA is a fucking poorly funded play.
  
  So are you saying to encourage the stupid people to think that the scanners will make you gay so they'll get frisked instead? Interesting way to think about it.
  "Nah, nah, that will make me gay. You there, feel me up instead."
  
  Exactly.
- Maybe that's why, last time he was frisked, he spunked down his leg.

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