Daily Discussion Thread: Fri 27 Oct 2023

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After the cat bite I've been doing maybe a bit too much googling and all I can say is there are way too many stock photos out there of kitties chomping down on a hand. I sure hope the humans have well concealed protection. My tendon hurts. I'm trying not to think about it too much...
- Honestly that kitty is an arsehole which is rare but fuck that kitty.
  
  Eh, cats bite and claw, and they hurt way more than is reasonable and you can get weirdly upset over it. It's normal.
  Also all cats are areseholes, you just go with it.
  
  true but nooo not every cat. My old abby never got the crazies. small sample size but I still miss her :(
  
  Cerys will viciously groom you when her attack drive triggers, and is an absolute sweetheart. She still ripped my left nipple in half once when someone startled her when she was sitting on my chest.
  Punkin is the most gorgeous boy on the face of the planet with naught but purrs for all humans but he still bites his sister's arse.
  I ain't touchin' the subject of Misha, who is bitch queen empress of all and you'd better recognise. She's rather like someone cross bred the self esteem and power of lizzo with the innate cuntishness of brick top.
  
  It's a stray cat, they live by different rules. I have been away for too long to read them. Over here neighbourhood cats range from almost indistinguishable from domestic house cat (dumped by owners), to basically feral.
  
  I think bitey cat from yesterday used to be more feral but got a little more pally with humans... up to a point. Different rules. Raw cat. Heck the person I was visiting who was cuddling the cat had his own battle scars from getting to know his furry friend.

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