Busposting

I could smell a guy from across the street as we were both waiting for the bus (He standing for the bus going one direction, me the other). Genuinely like 70 meters away i could only smell this guys perfume. I briefly had the thought "I'm glad it's not my bus he's taking, it's gonna suck to have that in an enclosed space", and the gods heard my hubris because he crossed the road and we're now on the same bus and I can't breathe.