A community for connoisseurs to take in bewildering houses, suburban hellscapes, coke mansions, and meth chateaus in all their glory.
Include the Zillow/Redfin/whatever link if possible so we can really take in that wine aunt staging.
I don't even know where to begin on this one
There are so many gems in this one, least of which are the bathrooms.
LA, i guess
ETA: It has been brought to my attention that San Jose is not, in fact, a neighborhood in LA. Sorry, I'm from Iowa.
With home gym, rooftop spa, indoor swimming pool and whole-floor tennis court, this 10-storey, single family residence would look at home among the apartment towers of the Gold Coast.
Each of its five bedrooms take up an entire floor, and a press of the lift button to level 7 can whisk you up to heady heights of the master bedroom.
Standing at 30-metres tall, the mid-north New South Wales coastline can be seen despite the house being about 50 kilometres from the beach.
"Peter's taste was very, very different," he said.
"You had bright red carpet downstairs, a whopping big crystal chandelier and orange couches … Peter was special. It's the only way to put it."
Tracked down a listing for more photos: https://www.realestate.com.au/sold/property-house-nsw-girvan-107571781
Flying saucer?
It spins both manually and electronically!
Did you know that Terlingua, TX does not have building codes?
And they have a Dale Earnhardt Drive! Why haven't we all already moved there?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/4316-Dale-Ernheart-Dr-Terlingua-TX-79852/2061606310_zpid/
I bring a "Twentynine Palms, CA under $200k" energy to house hunting that more realtors should appreciate
Picking a favorite listing is like picking a favorite child. I just can't (it's 2637 Falderman Ave).
That basement waterbed has seen some stuff. It better come with the house is all I have to say.
Another one that's not so wild. It's actually kind of the perfect house.
Mansard roof? Check. Tile counters that are impossible to fully clean? Check. Nana & Pop Pop upstairs, musty 70s fuck lair downstairs? Check. A ceiling light that's also somehow a table? Check.
This place has it all!
https://www.zillow.com/homes/13743-50th-Ave-S-Glyndon,-MN-56547_rb/336630147_zpid/
Kicking things off with a time capsule
Nothing crazy here. Just a 1967 semi-time capsule in Kansas to get the ball rolling. That fireplace is pretty sick.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7821-Fontana-St-Prairie-Village-KS-66208/75600677_zpid/