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Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.uhhoh.com kate @lemmy.uhhoh.com do you say either or either?
cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/61850674
because i say either
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Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.uhhoh.com cheese_greater @lemmy.world What's a song you want to see parodied or made into something darker and more dubious?
I'd love if someone did Alan Jackson's "Remember When" but change it to nostalgising over Bonnie and Clyde type criminal actions and also crappier social standards and maybe some potty humor. Like everything MAGA wets themselves over in a ridiculous song format
Here's a line:
Then you farted and you lied, remember when?
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Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.uhhoh.com cheese_greater @lemmy.world Can someone get a bullring in their cheek?
There will be drooling that they cannot prevent
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Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.uhhoh.com cheese_greater @lemmy.world What would powdered gun smell like?
Powder of gun, not gunpowder
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Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.uhhoh.com cheese_greater @lemmy.world What was your best "I must sacrifice you that I might live" moment spoken reassuringly?
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23108496
I remember tossing a sibling into a bob-omb fire in Smash saying "I was the guardian" and then let him know it was okay and didnt make them less of a dude to cry tears of joy cuz he was finally going home 🎊
The resulting explosion was totes fyre 🤙 and I like to think he wound up in a better place, all the for it
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Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.uhhoh.com cheese_greater @lemmy.world What would happen to Putler if his entire lower body was vacuum sealed in cellophane
and he was not able to fart or shit?You know how you sometimes have to lift a leg to fart since your butt forms an airtight seal with the seat?
What would happen if Puttin was forcefully eased into a setup like that and forced to take a permanent time-out and everyone went on vacation for a month?
What would the natural result be?