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Ministry of Foreign Affairs - DPR Sashatown allies with the People's Republic of China, corrupts western youths
14 January, Juche 114 -
Today officials from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs confirmed that the DPRS will now maintain a concurrent web presence on Xiaohongshu. This official partnership with the People's Republic of China is intended to destroy NATO-aligned nations by indoctrinating their youth into communism. President Xi Jinping extended full diplomatic greetings to DPR Sashatown officials and promised to use the algorithm fully in our efforts. -0-
Ministry of Foreign Affairs - Marshal Sasha Bear protects the Happy Family from those who would maul them more than Marshal Sasha Bear
8 January, Juche 114, Central Luxury Mansion-
Citing their lack of stuffing and various injuries, Marshal Sasha today confirmed full diplomatic protections for the Happy Family under the terms of the 1951 Refugee Convention. He cited the need for humanitarian principles as a basic foundation for civil society. General Secretary Sasha Bear was last seen picking Baby Squirrel up in his mouth and throwing it across the room in front of its parents while they screamed at him in thick Texan accents, much to his delight. -0-
Ministry of State Security - Mandatory Christmas remains in effect through August. Christmas Quotas from Day 10 have been processed
04 January, Juche 114, Central Luxury Mansion -
On the 10th day of Mandatory Christmas the state received the following from patriotic workers:
Respected Comrade Sasha Bear looks forward to days 11-238 of Mandatory Christmas. Ministry of State Security officials have again warned the public that the Christmas Quota is SEPARATE from the Birthday Quota due to ongoing 37 Days of Birthday festivities, now in their 5th year.
Ministry of Urban Management - Marshal Sasha moves into new Central Luxury Mansion
2 August, Juche 113 -
Officials from the Ministry of Urban Management confirmed today that Respected Comrade Sasha Bear, Workers' Party of Sashatown, upgraded his state residence. The new Central Luxury Mansion has more living space, easier access to trails, air conditioning, and room for the entirety of the People's Toy Shelter. In attendance were Comrade Monkey, Comrade Bunny, Comrade Sheep, Comrade Squirrel, and five tennis balls. Marshal Sasha said, "To me according to my need", brushing off the cost to the state. Comrade Hedgehog IX was not present due to being executed for undisclosed crimes against the Democratic People's Republic of Sashatown.
SCNA Tech Tuesday- State Academy of Sciences releases hyper-advanced AI to usher in golden age
7 May, Juche 113, State Academy of Science and Technology, DPR Sashatown -
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Ministry of Culture - Billboard replaced due to "misinterpreted threatening language against internal enemies of the state".
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23 April, Juche 113, DPRS -
Ministry of Culture officials issued a statement today regarding a controversial billboard which has appeared many places around Sashatown. The billboard threatened internal enemies of the state, from reactionaries to 5th columnists to NATO spies, with a helpful reminder that no weapon against General Secretary Sasha Bear will succeed. This warning was not specific or severe enough. It caused confusion amongst loyal citizens who feared they might be the target of the billboards appearing outside of their homes and workplaces, possibly sparking a visit from the Ministry of State Security.
To alleviate confusion, today the billboards have been replaced with an announcement for a Mandatory Cinco de Mayo celebration on 4 May. All residents of Sashatown must visit a Ministry of State Security office before that day to RSVP and be interviewed for safety concerns. Cinco de Mayo is a yearly celebration held on 5 May to celebrate Mexico's victory over the Second