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Patient Gamers

A gaming sub free from the hype and oversaturation of current releases, catering to gamers who wait at least 12 months after release to play a game. Whether it's price, waiting for bugs/issues to be patched, DLC to be released, don't meet the system requirements, or just haven't had the time to keep up with the latest releases.

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  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    subtex @lemmy.ml

    Heroes of Might and Magic is the best Might and Magic

    cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/32236403

    Heroes of Might and Magic is the best Might and Magic

    especially 3.

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    JoYo @lemmy.ml

    new world is good now

    I donno if this counts as patient gaming but I bought this thing on launch and it was a mess.

    I've been patiently checking in to see how it's come along and with the relaunch it's actually become an RPG.

    It plays better on the Steam Deck then it does on Amazon Luna.

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    vicho @feddit.cl

    The hypocrisy of a gamer

    I keep hearing news about layoffs and games failing to meet expectations in the industry. Games are so big nowadays, they need to sell a lot to be profitable. Developers are underpaid and overworked. As a solution, companies add insufferable amounts of monetization to their games, making them worse in the process, and expecting people to keep playing and paying for years.

    To this, I say go back to the old ways! Considering inflation, games should be a lot more expensive! Charge 100 dollars per game, if that makes it good and not filled with microtransactions. While we're at it, charge 700 dollars per console, and then give us free multiplayer instead of this subscription crap. And give game developers 90% of the sales instead of 70%, so that they can afford to take risks with creative stuff.

    Then I remember I'm from a country that has lost a lot of purchasing power compared to the US, so game prices have actually gone up here. And I'm on this forum because I like paying less than $20

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    Coskii @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I can't wait to play this in 2028 or after.

    Borderlands 4 has been announced for 2025. For a multitude of reasons, I'm more than happy to sit idly by and wait for a discounted game of the year edition or similar that includes the entirety of their dlc collection because you know there will be paid dlc. It's borderlands.

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    CleoTheWizard @lemmy.world

    Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion (and Robs A Bank)

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/18115420

    TL;DR This is a review of both Turnip Boy indie games. The first is a sort of classic Zelda clone, the second is a rogue-lite twin stick shooter. Both are short to play and I recommend them but especially the second game.

    Tax Evasion Persuasion

    The last thing I ever want my veggies doing is paying unjust taxes. The good news is that Turnip Boy does not want to. The first game of these two is one that I played months back and I ended up having a really good time with it. This game is obviously based on some of the older adventure games, particularly older Zelda games, and so you should expect that coming in. It mostly consists of doing small quests for people but the game never gets too elaborate and does not have a huge map making it too complex.

    What even is a joke game?

    I'll bring this up again later but this game is very lighthearted and most of the mechanics here are in service to the comedy and joking natu

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    TrippyFocus @lemmy.ml

    God of War (2018)

    Finally got around to playing God of War (2018) on my PC after picking it up during a summer sale.

    Background:

    I played a bit of 1 and 2 back in the day but never fully completed either.

    Story: 9.5/10

    The story of Kratos struggling to be a father to his son is told very well. Seeing Atreus grow in skill and abilities with you as you progress is great to see and especially noticeable from the first major story battle to the last.

    You see Kratos struggle to bond with Atreus a few times early on, but slowly get more comfortable as the story progresses.

    The story telling feels very organic with a lot being told as you’re navigating between different areas of the map. Cut scenes play an important role but don’t happen too much.

    My only knock is very slight in that I did lookup the previous games stories so that I fully understood the ramifications of some scenes. You can infer most things from the story alone but it isn’t fully impactful as a standalone game just as a heads up.

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    aarroyoc @lemuria.es

    Lego Racers Can't Be Made Today

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    CleoTheWizard @lemmy.world

    Hi-Fi Rush (A Patient Review)

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16914590

    What’s the rush?

    Hi-Fi Rush is a rhythm based third-person melee combat game that rewards you by landing your hits on the beat. From a list of flowing combos comes a catchy beat, skilled moves, and rocking visual effects. This is a masterpiece of a game and its stylistic characters banter in hilarious ways, its world comes together to feel alive, and its art style just never stops hitting those notes. If you want to know about the hype, let’s get into it.

    Music make you lose control

    This is what keeps the game together in a rhythm-based fighter, it’s the peanut butter that glues the bread into a sandwich. The music is phenomenal, I just need you to listen to it.This is what I’m talkin’ about. What’s missing from this though is the kicking beat that you make with your moves as you play. The game rewards you as you hit your combos by adding to the soundtrack, an

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    GrappleHat @lemmy.ml

    Populus (1998) & "god games"

    Happened on this 1998 game by sheer chance and I'm really digging it! As far as I can tell it was never popular. It's a mixture of an RTS and a "god game" where one unit (your shaman) is very powerful & special (chess analogy: sort of like mixing the central role of the king & with the power of the queen).

    Strong "tribal" vibes that were popular in the '90s (think Deep Forest music, the game Riven, etc). Very nostalgic for me as I was a kid at the time. I'm playing the PSX version, looks like the PC version was even better!

    Has anyone ever heard of this "Populous" series? I'm curious to try other titles, and to try more in the "god game" genre (a genre I never even knew existed!). Any other "god games" worth checking out?

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    Destide @feddit.uk

    Just finished Spiderman Miles Morales

    Just finished it on the pc having everything on high it looked so pretty. It was the perfect two weekend game about half as big as the first one introducing some more mechanics and leaning into stealth which became the most fun way for me to dispatch most the combat encounters.

    It really only started falling apart at the end

    ::: spoiler spoiler As usual with these games I'd done all the side missions with the aim of doing a ending run in one session. Map looked complete but no got to do one more for uncle Aaron.

    The whole ending section of the game was just needlessly padded out from the museum section nice cameo though, to the final battle with the Tinkerer outstaying it's welcome after about the fifth time she yonks Miles into the air to the very end watching him crawl to the reactor for something that should have just been a cut scene.

    Found Phins arc kinda meh all rushed at the end. Thought it would have been a lot better if she just trusted Miles and died trying to stop t

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    CleoTheWizard @lemmy.world

    A Patient Review of Yooka-Laylee and the Impossible Lair

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16411001

    Summary Time

    The Impossible Lair is a 2D platformer with low complexity and fun characters than has you exploring levels to build up protection to take on a boss level that is available to you right from the start with all the moves unlocked. If you like a more relaxed platformer with decent explorations and puzzles, give this one a shot. However, if you're a platforming regular you should probably just stay away from this one as it doesn't invent anything new here.

    Now lets get in to it.

    Putting on the Rose Tinted Glasses

    I've grown up on platformers. Since I was young I've had every Crash Bandicoot game in my hands and just recently went back to 100% the first 3 games. I've also been playing them in 2D most of my life, starting out with Sonic on the GameBoy. In other words, I know what it is that makes these games work. So when I hear that this game is going to present the initial challenge to you at the

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    CleoTheWizard @lemmy.world

    Yooka-Laylee: A Patient Gamer Review

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/15468857

    Summary

    This game is firmly in the collectathon platformer genre of games and seeks to outright revive the soul of Banjo-Kazooie and extract it into a new body. The fresh coat of paint with all new characters and modern graphical styling is an attempt to distance itself from retro aesthetics while keeping some charming aspects. Gone are the convoluted controls and returning are the random chirping noises for dialog. But is the upgrade from collecting the jiggies to ordering the pagies enough to make this title distinct? The soul of the collectathon is here, lets find out if it was worth the cost of digging it up.

    Controls

    I want to get this out of the way really quick and head off my review here by saying that the controls are good. They aren't amazing but since I'm going to largely be comparing this to games that just had their 25th anniversaries, I think its fair to say that controls are a real highlight fo

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    vicho @feddit.cl

    What remains of Edith Finch

    I like it when games are short. But Edith Finch is too short, even for me. I got it for about $4, discounted. For this reason, I'm satisfied, but if I'd paid full price, I wouldn't be. It's not very replayable either.

    Edith Finch is an exploration of the main character's family and the house they've lived in. As you play, you relive important fragments of the lives of these family members. Many of those memories have different gameplay mechanics or perspectives. Most are first-person "go here" missions, but there's an isometric one, another about flying a kite, etc. I don't want to say too much more to avoid spoiling too much of the game.

    The whole game is very much an on rails thing. There isn't a lot of freedom to explore or to do things in different ways. Of course, this is a necessary aspect of the game. It probably wouldn't work otherwise. But it does make you wonder whether you're playing a game or watching a movie.

    Comparing Edith Finch to a movie is not just criticism. It's

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    subtex @lemmy.ml

    Other Patient Gamers Communities

    I checked that Lemmy Explorer site and searched for "patientgamers" and this community don't show up.

    Just the ones on lemmy.world and sh.itjustworks

    I was just wondering how you all found this place. Are you all on lemmy.ml?

    Does this community show up on any lemmy indexer?

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    subtex @lemmy.ml

    One Year Anniversary Giveaway! - WINNERS CHOSEN!

    Hey everyone,

    We're coming up on a year anniversary (I think) of this community and I thought I'd do some giveaways to celebrate that.

    It's semi-annoying that not all game stores have digital gift cards you can purchase so there are a few options here.

    1. Amazon digital gift card: for those of you who buy physical games
    2. Physical Steam gift card: the slowest option, as it requires me to leave my house and buy a stamp and mail something (the horror).
    3. Gifted game directly in Steam / GOG.com

    For the gifted games / gift cards it'll be capped at $30 -- after all, we're talking about old games here right? If you want a few games that total up to $30, that's cool too.

    I'm going to pick two members at random from those who reply here as the winners.

    Just comment with what option you prefer, and ideally tell us about what game you'd like to get (I'd prefer to limit the low-effort comments if we can. I like the discussions people have here so please do try to comment

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    filister @lemmy.world

    Games with Stories

    Am I the only one who enjoys games that have engaging stories. Sometimes I even turn the difficulty down, so that I enjoy the story and not struggle so much.

    I mean challenging games can be fun sometimes, but nowadays I just feel that my life offers me enough struggles not to want another one while playing. For me games offer an escape of reality and I like them chill and casual but still with an engaging story.

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    ylai @lemmy.ml
  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    the16bitgamer @lemmy.world

    Here are my thoughts on Tinykin

    Recently I got myself a new game bundle, and in amongst the games that I actually wanted to play, was one called Tinykin. For me a game like Tinykin would just get added to my library and languish for years until I decide to play it, or remember I even had it. See my Turnip Boy post for a case in point. But I want to start doing better and give all the games in bundle I get at least a few minutes in the spotlight. So when I installed and tried out Tinykin, I wasn’t very impressed, and yet I found myself unable to put it down. Which made me want to take a closer look at it.

    I feel that my intrigue with this game, comes primarily from it’s gameplay. At it’s core, Tinykin is a collect-a-thon platformer akin to Banjo Kazooie, or a Spyro the Dragon. Where you are given a giant level to explore with various paths, hubs and areas. With lots of things to do, things to collect, and activities to complete for more rewards. But unlike other platformers, where you unlock new moves as you play, sl

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    CleoTheWizard @lemmy.world

    Conker's Bad Fur Day: A Patient Gamer Review

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/12495394

    TL;DR This game is still really funny with crude humor that mostly holds up and gameplay that doesn't disappoint. Its showing some age but not enough to get in the way of the fun. If you're a fan of movies from around the year 2001, this is a must play.

    Introduction

    An alchoholic squirrel platformer, an absurd scenario adventure, an excessive amount of swear words, a surprising amount of poop, more movie references than you can shake a stick at, and World War 2 are all shoved into a single N64 cartridge. What could go wrong?

    This is a departure for Rare into a game targeted at adult audiences after producing family friedly platformers for years. Don't let the cute and cartoonish exterior of this game fool you, you're in for a ride from the moment the game boots up.

    The Necessary Background

    I think my enjoyment and perspective is relevant to my thoughts about this game so let me explain my biases here. As

  • Patient Gamers @lemmy.ml
    the16bitgamer @lemmy.world

    I completely forgot I got Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion for Free on Epic Games. I played and beat it today!

    When I saw a new game release called Turnip Boy Robs a Bank, it piqued my curiosity. Such a contrasting tone in both the gameplay visuals and setting that I wanted to know more. Then I saw that this isn't Turnip Boy's first outing, when he committed another crime in his first debut game, Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion. For $5 on Steam and GOG it was tempting, but when I saw I already owned it on Epic Games, which I got during one of those Free Promotions. It's hard not to give it a try.

    So what is this wholesome game? Well it's a top down action game, and I'm tempted to call it a Zelda Title. Mostly due to the various puzzles including moving blocks, bomb-able walls and a portal... planter. But it feels and controls more like a twin stick shooter, especially since there is no dungeons to explore.

    The gameplay is fun, but a bit too fetch questy which usually ends with you getting, or finding a document. Like a bill, a wanted poster, or a tax document, where you will proceed to rip it