
They're going to need a bigger boat.

Wintertime movie suggestions?
Can anyone recommend great or entertaining wintertime movies that aren't in the romance or survival-based genres? I'm not terribly picky, but I didn't think Dead of Winter was bad. Or maybe movies that take place in a snowstorm or cozy cabin during winter. I don't have a preference on whether it's holiday-themed or not. I've already considered The Thing but I've seen that plenty of times.
'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' is out in theaters and stars Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Catherine O'Hara and Jenna Ortega. Here's where to watch and stream online.
Jurassic World Rebirth - Teaser description
Five years after the events of Jurassic World Dominion, the planet’s ecology has proven largely inhospitable to dinosaurs.
Those remaining exist in isolated equatorial environments with climates resembling the one in which they once thrived.
The three most colossal creatures within that tropical biosphere hold the key to a drug that will bring miraculous life-saving benefits to humankind.
Academy Award® nominee Johansson plays skilled covert operations expert Zora Bennett, contracted to lead a skilled team on a top-secret mission to secure genetic material from the world’s three most massive dinosaurs.
When Zora’s operation intersects with a civilian family whose boating expedition was capsized by marauding aquatic dinos, they all find themselves stranded on an island where they come face-to-face with a sinister, shocking discovery that’s been hidden from the world for decades.
Jurassic World Rebirth
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‘La Bamba’ Remake in Development From Mucho Mas Media and Sony Pictures (EXCLUSIVE)
Mucho Mas Media and Sony have teamed up to develop a remake of the 1987 film 'La Bamba,' based on the life of rock and roll legend Ritchie Valens.
Who's the greatest movie actor of all time, and why?
The Matrix 5 : Resurgence - First Trailer | Keanu Reeves & Carrie-Anne Moss | (2026)
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Singularity
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Have you seen it? What do you think of it?
Watched dune 2
Good stuff, the first film was bit confusing but the second one wasn't. I should've read the books first but the first book is always being borrowed so i could not do that.
Annoyed parent movie review - Elemental
Unfortunately, any parent can tell you that once your kid likes a certain movie, you're gonna see it a lot, and my son really likes 2 movies that I've seen a lot. So I figured I'd write a bit about them since I've seen each probably 100 times more than a typical movie reviewer. I'm not watching it again to review it so this is from memory.
Elemental
Characters:
The protagonist is Ember, a snarky cunt who gets really angry and then destroys everything in the room. She's a fire elemental.
Her dad is super racist against water as on of his main character traits, he's one of the most likable characters in the film. In many scenes, his line read is angrily saying "WATER!!!"
Her mom is a woowoo crystal lady who does fortune telling.
Wade is a water elemental. At first he looks like a giant loser, but he's hiding his power level and is actually a gigachad looking for an Asian girlfr--oops, spoilers.
Wade's family shows up in three scenes, only one of substance, it's a bigger family.
Annoyed parent movie review - Encanto
Unfortunately, any parent can tell you that once your kid likes a certain movie, you're gonna see it a lot, and my son really likes 2 movies that I've seen a lot. So I figured I'd write a bit about them since I've seen each probably 100 times more than a typical movie reviewer.
Encanto
Characters
The protaganist of this movie is a frumpy girl with a big nose. This is plot relevant because she sticks her nose in everyone else's business. She has no magical powers other than the power of autism
Abuela is the elder matriarch of the family. I don't know exactly what her magical powers are, she doesn't explicitly show anything but we'll get to that.
She has a fair skinned aunt whose mood affects the weather. Her husband is a simp.
She has an uncle named Bruno. We're gonna talk about Bruno, don't you worry.
Her mom is probably the most reasonable and normal person in the entire family. Her power is her cooking is a cureall, immediately heals all injuries. Her husband acts weak and h
Nicholas Cage Five Nights At Freddie's Knock Off - Willy's Wonderland
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Wow lol ok I stumbled across this on tubi. Couldn't fucking believe my man Nicholas cage would do anything for a buck.
But HOLY SHIT!
I watched the preview, and it actually looks really fucking good and super dam scary!
You gotta check this out and tell me what you think!
Logan 2 - First Trailer | Hugh Jackman, Dafne Keen
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Mystery Men
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Fuckin forgot about this movie dang...