"Now's one of those times, where it pays to be the strong, silent type."

I think I can handle a few powder gangers

why join an army when you can build your own?

get out of there before Joshua Graham starts doing God's work

personally, I launch a mini nuke at Benny in the middle of a crowded casino

when some robo-perv thinks you have the program installed

"There's nothing wrong with living in a radioactive car man, I did it for nine years. The best years of my life."

I'll never be able to forget the horror

Muscle Man didn't win the lottery either

...AND HE'S HERE TO DO SOME BUSINESS WITH THE BIG IRON ON HIS HIP

Many Crisis to all the Vault Dwellers and Wasteland Wonderers out there!

the NoVac Dino sees all of your degenerate behavior

someone had to make all those crosses in Nipton

nothing worse than a room temp sodie-pop

fella never even knew what was coming

RATE MY SETUP LOBOTOMITE

We are all the same in the eyes of a Deathclaw

gotta get caps for more jet and psycho

Why don't you Skibidi yourself right into a Toilet?

MALCOLM HAD BETTER LEARN SOME ETIQUETTE