Having an itch on the bottom of your foot, and then feeling overstimulated in the most horrible way when you scratch it
Unreasonably overweight American
Manhole cover replaced in a crooked fashion, so that the painted lane lines no longer match up, causing you mild anxiety and suggesting the culprit is a real menace to society
Mystery bruise
Small child emotionally manipulating their parent at the mall
Making exceptions for a moment, to enjoy the brilliant work of a problematic artist
Fingerprint reader swearing it never met you before, because your hands are too dry
Singing a stupid song to your pet
A light at the end of the tunnel, but it turns out it's just a waiting platform, and there's a bunch more tunnel beyond it
Single discarded shoe alongside roadway
Squirrel with a death wish
Old guy repeating the same story
Old man telling the same story
Phantom scent that probably isn't a stroke, but you still don't find that reassuring
People laughing, and it might be about you
Someone squeezing the avocados too hard in the produce section
Rejection email for job you applied for 6 months ago
Waving your hand frantically in front of the automatic paper towel dispenser
You're hungry, but also too lazy to make anything at the moment
Impatiently burning your mouth sipping hot coffee
