The only acceptable response is "Thank you, and happy Pride Month!"

How irresistible!

"Take a lap"

Imperial ripeness chart

"Yes! We're all the sole and unique successor to the Empire of old!"

WE MUST CONSULT THE SACRED CHICKENS

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

Those machines were whack

A CRISIS, JERRY

High priority chicken

LUCANIAN COWS, RUN

Well, this one is NOT a ritual object

I must study you for science!

Rome, don't lick the lemon!

Let's take a moment to appreciate George Washington as a Graeco-Roman god

CRISIS ALERT

THE IUDEANS DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

Quite the difference

It's not racism if they're Carthaginian

Rome calls to all ages!