Wren

Thank you. Poverty breeds ingenuity!

I just wanted to dye my own wool instead of having to buy all the colours. It was a slippery slope from there to blueberry paint.

edit: typo

That's one I forgot. Juniper grows around here and I make inks, too. Thanks for reminding me.

So you can't think of any male role models?

Your argument is a perfect example of men feeling attacked when a woman tries to correct them.

Forgot the whole part where I pointed out the many, many examples of male role models out there.

The plug is dedicated to paint, fortunately.

Depending on where you live, you could get a whole colour wheel. I have yellow to peach to brown from birch bark, light green from a blue spruce, deep green from mint. Marigolds, weld and roses can all do yellows and oranges. I chip off iron oxide-rich rocks rom the cliff sides to get deep oranges and browns. If you have copper, you can make verdigris. I get blues from red cabbage and red roses, too. Eggshells for white.

Oh, and I ground up all the dead pill bugs in my basement for gray. You really gotta think outside the box.

I choked on my noodles.

That's so weird because guys have freaking batman and superman, presidents, prime ministers, princes, emperors, business leaders, most of hollywood directors, most doctors, and like a million male authors writing about the male perspective while there are women alive today who remember not being able to get a credit card or go into pubs alone. There are women alive today who are legally not allowed to go anywhere alone.

I'm a millenial who was told I wasn't allowed to work on cars for a high-school course because it's "too dirty." My electronics instructor wouldn't let me build a circuit board because "the math was too hard."

No male role models. Jesus Christ.

We'l brand it "Bear with me" and tagline "They CAN't bear it!"

If we can put men on the moon we can put bears in a can.

Just rapid fire bears out of a can.

One of my lady friends practiced butterfly knife tricks for years just to intimidate creeps. I'm a little scared myself when I watch her play with them.

Good thing self defence is in my country's laws.

Well of course we'll offer free training, too.

They must have woven quite a tale.

Wonderful. I'm humbled.

Can we keep trump out of one goddamn community?

I made two before without following a plan, they definitely don't look this nice. I made this one as part of a sketch group where it was really easy to follow along. I recommend it!

Sounds like you agreed it was harsh. Did you message the mod about it?