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Putting toothpaste on your sandwich is not recommended. Not even by dentists.

  • Peckish for a pecker, if you will.

  • I'm just saying the top one would do even more damage. They're both terrible 🙈

  • I mean, they both look like they would obliterate any unfortunate pedestrian they'd come in contact with... But the top one moreso. It'd cut them in half.

  • I used to have windows installed for years back when I first stated using Linux... But it grew to where I never booted it again, so now I just use a VM in the increasingly rare cases certain software doesn't work on Linux.

  • Ah, yes, of course... I had heard both of those little factoids before, but I needed this reminder, as it turns out 😅

  • Ah, yes, of course... I had heard both of those little factoids before, but I needed this reminder, as it turns out 😅

  • Okay, I'll bite—what's the joke here?

  • I don't get it... Is the bird going to pop out some eggs? Is that the joke?

  • That sounds like a universal truth if I ever heard one.

  • I wouldn't say struggle, but I did wonder for a while how to pronounce "anemone".

  • You scrape 'em boy, you scrape 'em good!

  • I'm sorry to hear this, my friend! Here's hoping the scarring won't be too bad, as you said. Hope painkillers help with the pain a bit!

  • That's a very nice photo!

  • What a world we live in..

  • Wow, that came out great! I thought this was some stock photo of corn, at first glance.

  • I didn't even know there was a show! I'll look up the trailer.. But that's as far as I'm willing to go, really 😅

  • I mean I enjoyed them at the time, but looking back, the Sword of Truth series by Terry Goodkind had some questionable stuff in it. Pro death penalty, heavy objectivisation of women...

  • This is horrible.

  • Yes—sun sneezes are genetic! I have an ex who straight up said I was lying that looking into a strong light source helped me sneeze. We both didn't know it was a genetic thing, I suppose.