Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity
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I think the people replying to you aren't properly parsing your comment. To rephrase it for these folks:
“I don’t understand why -during an economic collapse- people won’t pay outrageous prices for something that can... charge a laptop”
I.e., it shouldn't be surprising that people aren't going to spend a bunch of money on something nearly useless when our economy is actively collapsing
This is what I've heard as well
Edit: source
I don't care what they're supposedly "about;" dignity and self-determination are important principles to me
Does anyone seriously think Michelle Obama is "as left progressive as it gets"?? Is the overton window so fucked that neoliberal ideas are now considered progressive?
When Michelle Obama did that shit, I ended up underweight and had to start spending more money on food
You sound like the kind of person who doesn't give homeless people cash so they can't spend it on drugs. Just let people find a little joy and make their own choices
I'm as left progressive as it gets
Lmao, you're clearly not
My PsychologyToday profile lol
Bernie should get "U.S. President" tattooed on himself and then just stroll into the white house and take over
##Update:
- Authorities have ruled out a cyberattack, with investigations indicating the outage was caused by a “very strong oscillation in the electrical network” that led Spain’s power system to disconnect from the European system, collapsing the Iberian electricity network
English summary:
- A massive power outage struck most of Spain, Portugal, parts of southern France, and Andorra around 12:30 PM CET on April 28, 2025 (3.5hrs ago).
- Electricity consumption dropped by about 50%, causing widespread disruption.
- Possible causes include a rare atmospheric phenomenon affecting high-voltage lines or a cyberattack; investigations are ongoing.
- The blackout disrupted traffic lights, public transport (trains, metro), airports, and telecommunications.
- Hospitals operated on emergency power; many surgeries were suspended; urgent patient transfers prioritized.
- Emergency plans were activated; Madrid raised its emergency level and considered military support to maintain order.
- Power restoration began gradually but full recovery could take 6 to 10 hours.
- The outage affected supermarkets, businesses, and public services, causing closures and delays.
Once, in New York City, I haggled the opposite direction for fun, because I was annoyed about being harassed
Guy was trying to sell me a watch so I asked
"How much?"
For you? $15
"Nah, too cheap" I replied
uhh... O-okay, $20!
"Hmm, how about $25?"
okay yes yes, $25!
"No. $40"
okayyy good deal $40 for you!!
"No way, that's too expensive"- I turned around and started walking away
huh? Oh- no! $20! $15! Ten! F-five dollars for you!
i woll nur mal sagn, i hab echt nie probs gehabt deine kommentare zu lesen, und i freu mich voll dass d wenigstens nich ganz aufgibst ♡
weisst d manchm wenn man so’n mega süssen welpi oder katzi sieht und a liebsten quetsch will (i glaub das nennt man "cuteness aggression“ oder so)? genau so fühl i mich bei deinem schreibstil hach
I made this but idk how to share it bc catbox.moe never works for me, imgur is down, and I don't have a peertube account
That's clearly Akbar
Vegan antinatalist utilitarianism ftw
I've been vegan for 9 years lol
Hard work and determination
Jk, here I'll break it down for you. Going from memory so apologies for any inaccuracies
Level 1 (not a real vegan imho)
- No animal products in diet or clothing
Level 2
- Talks kindly to plants before harvesting or eating them
Level 3
- Before harvesting any plant, politely negotiates with nearby insects to relocate peacefully
Level 4
- Avoids making any noise that might disturb animals
Level 5
- Avoids breathing out CO2 in the presence of animals (use of personal oxygen recycling mask is acceptable)
Level 6
- Does not step on animal shadows
Level 7
- Travels exclusively by stilts to avoid crushing bugs
Level 8
- Refuses to eat any food that has been blown by the wind
Level 9
- Only eats food that has not been observed by any living being
Level 10
- Refuses to consume anything that might have existed in the past or future
I own 3 domains through Porkbun.com
Craigsworld.net costs $12.50/year
I'm rereading Camus' The Myth of Sisyphus, and seeing Trump on a muted TV made me think of this quote
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Alt text: A candid photo of Donald Trump talking on a cellphone, partially obscured by others, edited to appear as though he's being photographed through dirty glass. Typewriter font text of a quote from Albert Camus' The Myth of Sisyphus, aligned along the right side of the image, reads: A man is talking on the telephone behind a glass partition; We cannot hear him but we witness his incomprehensible dumb show: One wonders why he is alive
Dumb comments on my ad for queer leftist secular therapy rule
I think my logo rules even though it's a lil off center. What do you think?
I hope this doesn't count as self-promotion; I'm just really proud of my logo and want validation
Here's an idea: "Therapeutic Kidnapping"- let me explain (text-post inside)
Introducing: Loving Lockdown
Are you tired of the same old conflicts with your partner or child? Do you find yourself longing for the good old days when you didn't have to deal with their constant presence? Look no further! The premier therapeutic kidnapping service is here (now with 98% less Nazis!)
How it works
Our team of highly supervised, unlicensed therapists will swoop in and whisk away that special someone, giving you the space and solitude you so desperately crave. And don't worry- we'll make sure they're well taken care of in a secure, undisclosed location.
What?
Our philosophy is simple: absence makes the heart grow fonder. And what's more absent than being held against your will in a windowless room? It's like a couples' retreat where we handle the mental gymnastics for you.
Don't just take our word for it!
Here's what some of our satisfied customers have to say:
"I was skeptical at first, but after my wife was kidnapped, I realized how much
I am Chad McTruth, responsible for the 'Free Speech Nazi' community - AMA
Proof:
https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19880834
posted 12/21/2024
@[email protected]
created 01/06/2025
Uh Oh:
The community's existence alone -without a clear satire label- has made a fair number of people uncomfortable. I hope 'uncomfortable' is the greatest extent of harm caused, though to be clear, greater distress not encompassed by this word is a valid response that I don't take lightly. I'm currently working on a way to make the community's intent clear without "ruining the magic".
Please feel free to DM me if you don't feel comfortable commenting publicly
Edit:
Good morning! What a sad thing to read upon first waking lol. Everyone is pretty much saying the same thing, so I'll clarify this bit
The purpose of Chad is to be a hated vector for general satire and high effort shitposting. The purpose of the community is to be a circlejerk-style platform for content that requires a level of moderator scrutiny I can't expect from the mods of
TheOubliette on neoliberal complacency, ego, and whataboutism
You're talking to people that want to continue rationalizing their tacit, frequently racist support for genocide, and their easiest out has always been to say, "but Trump is worse". They have never done the introspection required to look at their own personal role as a political being beyond what they're told to do by the Democratic Party and their donors: slacktivist vote shaming, always presuming the high ground for themselves (even while tolerating genocide!), and doing as little as possible on the ground outside of minor exercises in false catharsis like a cop-escorted, permitted march or an ignored letter writing campaign.
When challenged on this by people on the left that do read and do self-reflect, these are the folks that responded in bad faith, even when the context is genocide, because they have made politics into an extension of their egos rather than a project to which to subordinate yourself and devote real work to.
Whining about .ml is their way of pretending to b
My edc as a community-based therapist
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/20589079
From left to right:
- first aid kit
- Nintendo Switch
- a pile of trash (a ~1yr old crushed mint, a receipt from 4 months ago, a ripped balloon, a lil ball of tape, and a coupon that expired last year)
- sand timer
- inkblot game
!secret ingredient for badguys!<
- "
bestworst therapist ever" bag (hand painted modification) with pride/pronoun pins- paper, pencil, and pen
- Freudian word game
- hypothetical discussion starters
- neurofeedback headset
- thinkpad t420
- suckers
Saint Luigi
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Original still created by @gedogfx (IG). Title source: "Inkl"
I can't tell my clients why I'm always late
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19920003
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My mom cries every time I do an activism
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(This isn't me following the rule; i just thought this fit better here than lemmyshitpost, hence no 'rule' in the title)
Spotted along the interstate in the Florida capital today
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/19477965
Perhaps if you're going to be ornery about what "fits" in the community, you should add a description
(Not OC)
Me irl, dunking on the whole of moral philosophy
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##Things I like doing:
- lying to cops
- punching nazis
- giving people free stuff I stole
- vandalizing ads and other such bullshit
What are some things you like doing in Minecraft?
I didn't originally make this to share, but this community needs more activity
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There have been 29 posts since the Radish Rule. We've been lied to
Damn Gur⁽ᵘ⁾l⁽ᵉ⁾
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/18523112
(No cum)