this is an iteration of the (mostly post-ironic) meme "what if X franchise had whatsapp?", depicting a character's inbox of direct messages. spoilers for a series based on a book from 1844 below:

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Throughout the series, Edmond Dantes (the titular Count) manipulates a variety of people to achieve his vengeance against a bunch of nobles, primarily Fernand Mondego, for falsely putting him for 20 years in the space torture prison Chateau d'lf, mostly due to Fernand wanting to marry Mercedes, a woman who Edmond was in love with.
Contact #1 is Haydee Tebelin, a musician who was once princess of a region of Eastern Space before having her parents killed and then being sold into slavery by Fernand. She has now been pseudo-adopted by the Count to take down Fernand.
Contacts #2 and #3 are Mercedes and her son, who has quite a few scenes of homoerotic subtext with the Count. According to TVTropes, in an interview, Albert and Count's scenes together were described as almost romantic, but I don't have the energy to track that down at the moment and am not sure which search terms I would use. The line is a commonality across different variations of the meme. (Sidenote: Albert is 14-15 and definitionally being groomed by Edmond by being manipulated in order to fulfill his vengeance. I'm not endorsing any romantic connection between them, simply pointing out the subtext in the show suggesting it.)
Contact #4 is Franz d'Epinay, who repeatedly shows interest in Albert throughout the series.
Contacts #5 and #6 are Eugenie de Danglars and Andrea Cavalcanti, children of other nobles that have wronged Edmond. Eugenie is engaged to Albert, but Andrea despises this. He's generally a terrible person, and at one point even attempts to rape Eugenie. In Episode 20, after she leaves for a foreign country, he settles for an... Oedipal option instead.
Contact #7 is Peppo, a side character who appears throughout the series, and ends its first episode by luring Albert into a dark alleyway for sex before pulling a gun on him and performing a kidnapping.
Contact #8 is the titular Gankutsuou, a kind of eldritch daemon that awakened within Edmond's mind during his imprisonment in Chateau d'lf.

2mo ago

Confession

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tgirlschierke @lemmy.blahaj.zone 2mo ago

...i've literally never noticed that i don't hear that word in that context outside of japanese media

3mo ago

Bechrule Test

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tgirlschierke @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3mo ago

yep. i don't think the test was designed to be the all-encompassing thing it's viewed as today.

3mo ago

Because of some comments I got under my last post…

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tgirlschierke @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3mo ago

oh so that's what elves do in the other 4 hours of the long rest

3mo ago

Crulepypasta

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tgirlschierke @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3mo ago

i should watch something Kon-directed eventually

3mo ago

What other great opening lines do you know?.

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tgirlschierke @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3mo ago

See the child. He is pale and thin, he wears a thin and ragged linen shirt. He stokes the scullery fire. Outside lie dark turned fields with rags of snow and darker woods beyond that harbor yet a few last wolves. His folk are known for hewers of wood and drawers of water but in truth his father has been a schoolmaster. He lies in drink, he quotes from poets whose names are now lost. The boy crouches by the fire and watches him.

Blood Meridian, Cormac McCarthy.

3mo ago

Herulebert West

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tgirlschierke @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3mo ago

the what

3mo ago

Rulepping

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tgirlschierke @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3mo ago

had to look it up but in retrospect it's obvious

3mo ago

Duolingrule

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tgirlschierke @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3mo ago

yeah, those are real. dutch isn't

3mo ago

Herulebert West

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tgirlschierke @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3mo ago

i quote the mouse bites gif on the fucking daily at this point. especially since i probably have low blood pressure, something that was explained to me by a friend in comedic toronto slang after i explained my nosebleeds using a quote from it.