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  • I woke up a 7 but after my morning red bull i’m at a 4.

  • The Stargate.

  • Also it’s 15 kilos spread out over your whole body, not just one part. That alone makes it way easier to deal with the weigh. But 15 kilos isn’t a ton of weight for a soldier anyways. It’s about what my battle rattle was in the army but mine was all on my torso.

  • Full plate armor is really agile, not cumbersome. You don’t make a soldier less agile when you armor him, that would be suicidal.

  • POV: You, Jayne Cobb, thought the money was too gorram good.

  • How long until these dipshits accidentally publish state secrets on twitter? Taking bets now.

  • If we were inside a singularity then the event horizon would be well outside the boundaries of our universe.

    As for us evaporating via hawking radiation it would depend on the laws of physics outside our universe.

  • I’ve had to explain these points a few times to my friends who love the muskrat. They think he’s a genius for wanting orbital data centers.

  • Starfleet Command Temporal Investigations: “Why is it when something happens it’s always you three?”

    Captain Kirk

    Captain Picard Sisko

    Captain Janeway

  • Cuter than Punch and his monkey toy.

  • There are a bunch of bitter assholes who downvote innocuous comments on the fediverse. You can see who downvotes you on lemvotes.org if you want to block them but you’re better off just ignoring the haters. Questioning downvotes tends to get more downvotes.

  • This only works on ecumenoplises like Coruscant. You need the planetary scale ventilation shafts to power the wacky wavy inflatable arms.

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  • 23 dollars for biomechnical tubing? Miss me with that bullshit. I'll go get some of my own from an intrepid class starship. I would bet bio-neural gel packs use biomechanical tubing.

  • Tim “Mithridates” Friede

  • I feel like every Klingon would have the instincts and emotions of a predator/hunter and I haven’t quite seen that in Jay-Den.

    There was that one doctor klingon in Enterprise and also a lawyer klingon in a different episode of Enterprise. Not all klingons are hunters/predators. Some find honor in helping people.

    As for Alexander I think he was so timid for a klingon because of his upbringing, not from his 1/4 human part.

  • Nothing will make me laugh harder than if the republicans ditch the filibuster to pass the SAVE act and fuck themselves over because all their voters are poor dipshits who never leave the country so they don't have passports and can't readily prove their citizenship.

  • Rothe are more like aurochs or oxen than goats.

  • There’s this really pretty barred hawk that lives near me and i always want him to just come and chill with me but i’m cool with just watching him. Makes me happy to know that maybe he’s pretty chill too.

  • Spaghetti @lemmy.ca

    What are the rules?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Recently released documents and holophotos prove that Admiral Janeway's logs from Voyager's mission weren't as complete as we were told.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Stop right there, criminal scum!

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Let's talk about how ruthless Neelix is

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Starfleet HR was constantly having to talk to Martian crewmembers about appropriate workplace banter

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Propane may not solve all your problems, but it's a start.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    The Treachery of Digital Images

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Pinot Canar - An Ode to Tasha Yar

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    That’s why they call me Mister Deltacorp. I’m traveling at the speed of warp. I wanna make a supersonic crewman out of you.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird of prey law and see who comes out the victor.