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meejle

@ meejle @lemmy.world

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⚠️ I follow and comment on NSFW stuff.

I'm a 36m British writer, designer, gaymer, lefty snowflake, and AuDHDer. I never shut up about Ace Attorney, and I collect Tamagotchis. Trying to learn Japanese, currently N4-ish. Ask for my Slowly ID!

Also trying PieFed: @meejle@piefed.world

  • Federal court rules that Christian teacher has to follow the rules & use trans kids' pronouns - LGBTQ Nation

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  • "Love thy neighbour, if thy neighbour meets thy specific criteria"

    "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you (unless you find them icky)"

  • 42 years ago, this was state of the art copy protection

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  • My dad had some old games for his Amstrad computer that needed a Lenslok, to decode the characters displayed on the screen.

    IIRC it didn't work very well at all.

  • Best gas masks

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  • What a fucking world we live in

  • Whats your favorite bad joke?

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  • Both work, but I've always heard it as "So the barman gave her one."

    Maybe mine is the British version idk

  • Whats your favorite bad joke?

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  • Why are pirates pirates?

    Because they arrrrr!

  • Elon Musk to Epstein: "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

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  • Tfw you're such a creepy, unlikeable person that even the secret pedo island doesn't want you

  • Anyone find this?

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  • I mean, boredom can be physically painful, too. Not just stuff that's overwhelming.

    And then I reach a tipping point and become "too bored", and then I'm fucked for the rest of the day because I'm too wiped out to even do something I enjoy. So the boredom just keeps piling up, and I just sit there feeling awful. 😬 DAE?

  • Dear Microsoft please increase MAX_Path limit 260 characters is not much

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  • FILENA~1.TXT

  • Mozilla Slopaganda

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  • I think part of the reason it sounds muddled is because they're trying to keep the anti-AI crowd on board as well.

    Can you imagine Apple launching a big new feature and being like, "It's going to be amazing! But don't worry, there'll be a big button so you can completely disable it!"

  • UK: 'This is what Starmer must say when he visits duplicitous, sinister China this week' | Benedict Rogers

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  • At least he'll get a bit of a break from duplicitous, sinister Number 10. 😬

  • How to say "Donald Trump" or "Elon Musk" without mentioning their names?

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  • Always been quite fond of Melontusk. The name, not the person

    And The Orange [blank] works well, e.g. "The Orange Horror". Maybe even just "The Orange" tbh.

  • Spirits, I have no plans on Wednesday. What should I do that day?

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  • Nigella Lawson to replace Prue Leith on The Great British Bake Off

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  • Ex-Tory Home Secretary Braverman defects to Reform UK

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  • Are even Reform voters dumb enough to see that happen and think it's a good thing? I mean, surely taking the piss out of Lettuce Liz is just about the only thing everyone in this country can agree on?

  • TIL that "aspirin" was actually originally a trademarked brand name owned by Bayer.

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  • Even more than that, it's a verb. "Have you done the hoovering yet?" or "Don't make a mess, I just hoovered" are both perfectly normal sentences here. 😃

  • Trump confirms he will not attend Super Bowl because of music acts: ‘I’m anti-them’ | Both Bad Bunny and Green Day have been outspoken critics of Trump

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  • Hope his ghoulish family shoves him under a golf course and forgets about him, like he did with Ivana.

  • What's the most ridiculous product replacement you've had from your online grocery shop?

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  • Remember when Covid? 😬

  • What's the most ridiculous product replacement you've had from your online grocery shop?

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  • Your image tickled me, because I've had coconut milk subbed for chopped tomatoes a few times lately.

    My weirdest one was definitely sage and onion stuffing mix, subbed for a box of suet. 😬

  • seriously...

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  • I know Wymondham but I'm going to have to look up Garboldisham.

    What about Towcester, Bicester, and Happisburgh...? 😏

    "Toaster", "Bister", and "Hays-bruh".