Awww I hope she found some critters to eat or something. Cats aren't supposed to go more than a couple days without food. She might need a vet checkup if you do adopt her!
I honestly can't tell what's satire with him anymore so forgive me if this was a joke, but I saw a quote where he said he takes like 3,000mg of tylenol daily, against his doctor's advice, to keep his blood thin because "who would want thick blood?"
I've heard that Zapp was meant to be a spoof of William Shatner/Kirk but he really shares so many unfortunate characteristics with Trump. He even has the crappy taste! "Leela, it's real velour!"
Hahah for real, even the subtitles catch it!
Dukat: Wha....?
Also if Weyoun was genetically capable of having an ego this would be such a flex.