this is why i pray for benevolent alien and/or AI takeover

and so they can use browser vulnerabilities features to collect more data on you

"cOmMuNisM wOuLdN't WoRk BeCaUsE hUmAnS aReN't MoTiVaTeD wItHoUt MonEy!!!"

in my defense my ritalin hadn't kicked in yet when I saw this meme 🤪

sulfates are the usual cause of wine headaches, it may be worth looking into de-sulfated wine if you otherwise enjoy it

starting to see chickpea, pumpkin seed, etc. "tofu" popping up in stores and am excited for my friends who can't have soy but would still like to have crispy protein cubes

you could eat lava once

i have some kind of dairy intolerance (untested, lactase only partially alleviates symptoms), threw up eggs recently and now want nothing to do with them, think gelatin and honey are just gross, and am too cheap/worried about contamination to buy meat and fish

all of this adds up to me being basically some kind of mostly vegan but i can't take ethical credit for it lol

I rent and I don't love it, but my dream living situation (houseboat) will require years of career development to get financially stable enough to afford it so I'd rather not tie myself down to a property before then anyway

artificially condensed milk

great way to demolish your espresso maker's tank tho

do i get a bingo if my first thought was "i don't think i really want to read all those little squares"

I'm vegan-ish & my favorite cauliflower is pickled

Depression isn't only "when you don't do anything." That's one of the forms severe depression can take, but it's better generalized as persistent lack of positive emotions and/or motivation resulting from decreased brain activity in key areas

Also people diagnosed with anxiety can "handle stress," just not to the level demanded by modern society without significant impairment and distress

hi-5

it's a hell of a show. highly recommend (not even just for the married birds)

but she's happily married!

my weekends are any of:

• work
• travel then work
• travel then frantically try to get as much family time as possible
• holy shit i actually get to stay home this weekend!? better catch up on all the chores i don't do since i work so many weekends! [proceeds to not leave bed all weekend]

there's a broken one at work I've been meaning to take a stab at. wish me luck lol