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  • You can ask for four!

  • Didn't he have a whinge about military generals not laughing and applauding him during a speech?

  • Oh! What luck!

  • Not many do, I'd imagine.

  • They couldn't tell from the look of the thing? When he first unveiled it, I thought it he was trying to make some sort of joke. Legitimately thought he was trying to prank people! The design is atrocious!

  • Depends how hungry you are.

  • Just what we need, another US political advisor warning us to spend big money Because China, our biggest trading partner, who simply aren't interested in starting a war with us.

  • No, 'T' as in 'Tic-Tacs'.

  • Why aren't those people pointing their phones at the Son of God and his enormous bird?

    Why would Jesus care about Captain Kirk? Is He a Star Trek fan?

    I doubt He's furious at anyone. He's too busy being a Whirling Dervish of Other Cheek-turning.

    Why would I comment a made up word to pray for Jesus, or Captain Kirk, or the enormous bird, or the stoned photo-takers? Show me where 'christfully' (note they couldn't even give the guy's name a capital 'C') is in the Bible.

    Also ...

    How dare this heretic presume to speak for The Lord!!!

  • And look out for the commemorative 150 Colorado Pogs Governor Polis is commissioning!

  • I think there's something in that for all of us.

  • Y'know what uses the most resources, Sammy?

    BILLIONAIRES!

  • Australian here: Red Rooster. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if they changed their oil every few decades, but the last (and final) time I ordered it, it was just bad.

  • Cool! Only 30 more years to go! The way the days are whizzing by, it'll be over in no time!

  • "Souper!"

  • Are there a lot of fishermen out there for Hegseth to soften his murder boner on?

  • Don't knock it until you try it.

  • And what do we say every time someone catches measels?

    "Thanks, RFK Jr, you fucking arsehole!"

  • Unless there was a record-setting gofundme, and we could hire the most mercenaries ...