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Zealotte

@ Zealotte @lemmy.zip

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  • Opinions are like buttholes. Everybody has one but you don't need to engage when someone shows you theirs

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  • Don’t let them get your Goatse.

  • Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.

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  • Exactly

  • Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.

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  • Right, but that's less funny.

    I think I'll start pointing it out.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Zealotte @lemmy.zip

    Nobody ever seems to point out when they make a right-side-up cake.

  • Diet

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  • Damn. Yours is way better.

  • Diet

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  • The fruit of knowledge longage.

  • Humans on average get 2 hours of battery life for every hour they charge

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  • Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.

    Easy.

  • Daily

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  • I checked your link (thank you for that) to see that the artist attribution is usually on the bottom right.

    It looks like it was intentionally removed before posting.

    Why would anyone do that?

  • Removed

    Orwell

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  • Aaaaaand it's gone.

  • Squarrel

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  • I bet he eats blockberries.

  • Banan

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  • Why does this speak to me so?

    Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

  • The lyrics to "if you're happy and you know it" imply you can be happy and not know it

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  • I was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Zealotte @lemmy.zip

    Wait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch?

  • do you know any good non-english rap you’d recommend?

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  • The Herd - Unpredictable has some English, but it also has a few other languages and it keeps getting faster. I enjoy it a lot.

  • Since men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<

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  • Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.

  • Poor Brad

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  • Completely Fair

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  • Always check the fine print... Oh.

  • Srsly

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  • Different in the way of it not happening, because I cannot.

    "I love you... get off me, you heat-demon."

  • New Bio-Titan miniature just dropped

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  • Back when I used to play, my cousin had a rule. If one of the cats jumped up on the table and knocked over a unit, that unit was dead.

    No saving throw.

    ¯\(ツ)/¯

  • What are your favorite healthy snacks?

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  • My porcelain pal and me!

  • What are your favorite healthy snacks?

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  • Challenge accepted.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Zealotte @lemmy.zip

    With the statute of limitations long expired, it's time for one of you to finally come clean about stealing the cookie from the cookie jar.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    Zealotte @lemmy.zip

    Concert encores are like adult peekaboo for a crowd.