Won’t someone think of the cost of our own extinction

Well I am in full dreading it mode.

In about an hour I shall be in quietly optimistic mode, then after another hour it can go either way with the team news, and by kick off I will be in these are shite we’ll beat them 3-0 mode

Then about 30 mins into the match the cycle of grief will probably start

Yeah I may need to rethink my life choices to be honest

Sliced up Ye Olde Oak hotdogs, two cans of tuna, mushrooms, mayo. That’s my guilty pleasure, although it’s got tuna and mushrooms so it’s automatically healthy, obviously.

Now that I’ve seen that written down it seems like a weird concoction, but I promise you it’s delicious

Not particularly looking forward to this week being an Everton fan, that said it would be funny if we could keep their slump going even if they’ve got the title wrapped up. At least we’re pretty much safe so I’m not complaining after the last few seasons

Maybe they could spend it buying European EVs

I’M DOING SOMETHING