What? You don’t have self-interested billionaires on speed dial too? It’s not so tough - all you’ll need is a lifetime appointment to the highest decision-making panel in the nation. And all it’ll cost is… well, your soul, morals, ethics (assuming they exist in the 1st place) and dignity.
Except Panera’s not even in the same league when it comes to completely unnecessary deaths… religion/ church has millennia & millions up on Panera.
Never forget