Hey, I'm the CEO CTO of a Brand New Startup named Crayonz. I can launch a rocket filled with crayons and six highly trained ~monkey~ AI models to mask the satellite.
I just need 1.6 billion BTC for Funding A, but we can make this work! Think of the AI benefits and Space Synergy.
Because they're using events and downloading a few megabytes of extra javascript framework is, of course, a way better option than six lines of SVG stylesheets.
Bikes have lights on them too.