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    • Non-IT group bought very expensive application.
    • Contracted with 3rd party to maintain app/infrastructure (also STUPID EXPENSIVE)
    • 6 months of planning between purchasers, app vendor, and contractors
    • 6 months of rolling out/installing/configuring application
    • realize infrastructure is already obsolete and cloud vendor is about to remove support for it. Updates required ASAP
    • Vendor and contractors are not able to complete updates
    • Expect me to fix everything for them (despite not being involve in any of the above)
    • Contract not voided (they are still getting paid) despite me needed to solve all the problems

  • Add in some Skooma, and you got yourself a deal.

  • Fun fact: this episode is supposed to be in 2266. That last Irish King (discounting the invading Anglo-Normans) was around 1170. That's 1096 years. Assuming 25 years per generation, that's 43.84 generations.

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  • It is possible to use no soap and still be clean. That is not a dirtiness. That is water.

    Even in the dirtiest circumstances, there is always a soap- sometimes only a bubble. Trust that soap. Scrub a way back, no matter what it takes.

  • Oh crap! It was Grover! not Elmo!

  • It was a very depressing day 😟 for many around me.

  • When I try to explain what I'm working on at work to my wife...

  • Meth diet vs Caribbean/Puerto Rican diet.

  • Sorry to be a downer

  • Khajiit?

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    Who's Fled?

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    The Origin of Ferengi

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    Armusky

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    Linus O'Brien, creator of LwaxanaOS

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    The Scam that never dies

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    Even if it has mint frosting!

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    The Math of Khan

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    Carule Sagan

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    AW, Nuts!

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    Say the line Bart!

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    PssPssPss

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    It's the life

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    Rulebrarian

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    The Man, The Myth, The Pants

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    You're welcome

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    Jeffery XIV

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    Indeed

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    Migraine O'Brien

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    RE: Starfleet Academy

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    Damnit Jim I'm a doctor, not a lasagna cook!