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MutantTailThing

@ MutantTailThing @lemmy.world

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  • Just Because I Hung Out in the Cannibal King’s Murder Basement, It Does Not Make Me a Murderous Cannibal

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  • Excuse me but what the fuck

  • How do you communicate "sorry, my bad" when you make a mistake while driving?

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  • Honk louder to assert dominance.

  • Russian stand-up comedian jailed for nearly six years over army joke

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  • The egos of tinpot dictators are more fragile than porcelain. Remember that Xi had to ban a cartoon bear.

    These fuckwads are pathetic.

  • What kind of stupid rule is that?

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  • I once worked as a dishy in a not too fancy restaurant. One busy night we were all out of ladles. They were just gone. The head chef noticed one lying on the dirty floor under the sink that had dropped there God knows when. He announced: ‘Six months rule!’ and just plonked it directly into the soup.

    I laughed for a goddamn week.

  • It isn't controversial.

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  • This reminds me of the time I got permabanned from Reddit for saying Russians should rise up and execute Putin.

    On the Ukraine subreddit.

  • WtfIsThat pose

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  • The longer I look the worse it gets

  • How accurate is this?

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  • I’d sooner chew my pinky finger off than ever work in food service again. I’m dead serious.

    Dead. Fucking. Serious.

    My first job was in food service so I figured, ok, this is what working is like. Never again.

  • Sneaky void

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  • I gazed into the void, and the void gazed back.

  • Normal amount

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  • I’m in my 30s myself. People in their 30s are not old God damnit.

    Now, where the fuck are my gout pills.

  • how social media turns reality into a clown show

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  • Holy thesaurus Batman

  • How is this real?

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  • Does DuckDuckGo have reverse image search? Is it called DuckDuckCome?

  • Art of the deal..

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  • You know you’ve done goof’d when even anon thinks you’re being a little silly

  • can relate to this birb

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  • I go febyery

  • I would rather have the speeding ticket.

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  • I’d rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear.

  • Do you prefer fluffy UI over Liquid Glass?

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  • Ah yes the festooned-with-mold look.

  • People fight back against the leopards who ate their faces, let's help them

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  • I guess that’s true. These people didnt simply drink the kool aid, they injected it directly into their bloodstream. Shit went straight to the dome.

  • People fight back against the leopards who ate their faces, let's help them

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  • Good for them I guess, but does it have to be like some grand profound life changing soul cleansing event to simply admit you were wrong?

  • Economy

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  • You bought food?

    In this economy?

  • A normal car for a very normal person

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  • These are the people accusing you of having trump derangement syndrome