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FinjaminPoach

@ FinjaminPoach @lemmy.world

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I like city building games and puzzles. I like other things as well, but that's not important right now.

My fediverse philosophy is that we should avoid emulating the bad and crude aspects of reddit - don't abuse the downvote feature, don't chase 'karma' and don't overuse the word "porn" in subreddit names.

  • What would you like to say to the Aliens if/when President Donald Trump invites them up onto the stage during a press conference?

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  • they’ve already proven they have better technology than we do, what else do they have that’s better? Or for that matter what do we have that’s better?

    We have better garlic alioli, they have better escape rooms. We have a better ocean, but they have better feather dusters

  • me watching that f1 movie solely for brad pitt

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  • That damn movie is marketed so heavily around brad pitt though.

    When i saw its listing om amazon prime I thought it was called "Brad Pitt: The Movie" and I was baffled.

  • Anon observes a coworker

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  • Ungay: anon is a woman too.

    Completlely flips the script, doesn't it?

  • What would you like to say to the Aliens if/when President Donald Trump invites them up onto the stage during a press conference?

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  • What would you like to say to the Aliens if/when President Donald Trump invites them up onto the stage during a press conference?

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  • When they kidnap and sex traffick people he does

  • What do you have to say for yourself?

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  • What would you like to say to the Aliens if/when President Donald Trump invites them up onto the stage during a press conference?

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  • Don't tell the aliens this, but some people theorise that all abduction stories are actually demonic encounters because of the anal probe aspect. Which is interesting.

  • When shopping, especially in fashion, do you take brand into consideration?

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  • I get all my clothes from 3 brands:

    • 60% from Marks & Spencers - i actually really like their stuff
    • 15-20% from Fat Face (noticeably more pricey but has many sales and is quite eco friendly) Some nice stuff
    • 20-35% from H&M - very geared towards my age range

    These aren't the cheapest places to get clothes but when i get clothes from other dept stores like Primark, they fall apart really quickly. Every single time. It sounds snobby but i can physically feel the difference between sturdy clothes and something which will fall to pieces soon.

    These are also the places my parents generally brought me to shop at

    Don't wear any of the 'biggest brands' like nike that plaater their logo over everything

  • decipher.wtf

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Decipher #614
deciphered in ⏱️ 59s
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    Got this one quite quick but it has a devious, mischevious, trick at the end

  • Magical

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  • Goblin dude is jealous AF, he can't even get those webbéd fingers into anything or anyone

  • Magical

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  • What a hot sorceror babe

  • We're just scanning for the bear...

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  • [researches] asked [participants] to click on areas in the photo that caught their attention.

    Then the different-colored dots make even less sense. And why are there fringes?

    Seems like a seriously flawed study, doezn't it, asking people to point to what's interesting is NOT AT ALL the same as tracking their eyes.

    We could actually track their eye movement by using special glasses. Just call your study what it actually is, ffs... don't confuse the data.

  • We're just scanning for the bear...

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  • TIL i'm a woman

  • I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

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  • Genuinely couldn't figure out what HuntressHimbo meant 😅

  • I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

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  • With high speed internet coming out at exactly the same time as my sex drive developed

    What percentage of all the naked ladies publically posted on the internet do you think you've seen?

  • Complaining about headlines using "X blasts/slams Y" gives boomer.

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  • y’all just sound out of touch

    It's not out of touch to disagree with how the news does things - I don't think anyone fully aligns with how news media operates.

    There exist valid alternative words like "criticises" "scolds" "blames" instead, and using "BOOMs" and "SLAMS" and "BLASTS" is by definition sensationalist - i.e it manipulates the reader into an emotional reaction to sell the newspaper.

    "This is justified," i hear you say, "because newspapers exist to be sold" - but nay, it is not justified, because reporters also must operate with a social conscience!

    A newspaper using trashy trigger words like Blast and Slam is literary pollution - reading these words over and over again shifts the way language is used, and we move away from our more precise and varied vocabulary with words such as "criticise" and "blame." This is making readers more stupid.

    Journalists are supposed to champion the written word, not shit all over it. I worry about how this lingo will affect our future generations as well as the ones living here now.

  • dialed.gg: a colour guessing game with a daily challenge

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  • Yeah they should rename hard mode to "quick mode," it's better!

  • What is your favorite quote, proverb, or piece of wisdom?

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  • Lemmy alone bro!

    I said i can't remember any good quotes, (which somehow got 3 upvotes) edited it and started to type out the whole scorpion and frog fable, got bored and couldn't finish, deleted it

    Now that it's morning i can remember some of my favourites;

    • All the world’s a stage, ::: spoiler And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms; And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress’ eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon’s mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lin’d, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slipper’d pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side; His youthful hose, well sav’d, a world too wide For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice, Turning again toward childish treble, pipes And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion; Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything. ::: ~ William Shakespeare
    • life imitates art far more than Art imitates Life

    ~ Oscar Wilde

  • How do you decide if you are living a “good life?”

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  • A good life is something that you notice rather than decide. You probably have to go through hardship to acually appreciate when life is good.