"...the world thrives on its faults and strives, by every possible means, to aggravate them, while at the same time masking them like a congenital deformity. The signs are everywhere, though I could not always read them."
—Thomas Ligotti, Mad Night Of Atonement
Goddamn it!
No. Radishes are cool as a cucumber. Or maybe not, since radishes are kinda spicy. But still. Radishes are might the best maybe be.
Edit: I was being silly. Which I never do. So maybe it didn’t come across like that.