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  • That's the conclusion most people are going to reach when someone tells them, "I've decided to stay home because the democrats are calling the fascists weird." You made your decision. At least have the courage to own it.

  • Trump says a lot of stupid and wildly unhinged things but this is a special kind of dumb. The man is in total Narcissistic Collapse and desperately wishes he were still running against Biden.

    He’s just so weird and old. Much too weird and old to be President.

  • The made up kind.

     
        	State of play: Walz doesn’t own a single stock, according to financial disclosures and confirmed by a spokesperson. Same goes for his wife Gwen, per tax filings.
      

    • His disclosures, both from his final year in Congress and his time as Minnesota governor, also show no mutual funds, bonds, private equities, or other securities.

    • No book deals or speaking fees or crypto or racehorse interests.

    • Not even real estate. The couple sold their Mankato, Minnesota, home after moving into the governor’s mansion, for below the $315k asking price).

    Zoom in: Their only investment assets appear to be via state pensions, including teacher pensions.

    Source: Gov. Tim Walz doesn't own a single stock - via Axios

    That idiot is just making things up. They clearly don’t know anything at all about Tim Walz. Who, as far as finances goes, appears to have more in common with middle class families than any VP candidate in a century.

  • Same thing happened earlier this year with Wendy’s new CEO. His brilliant plan to make a name for himself was rolling out dynamic pricing. After days of well deserved backlash Wendy’s had to come out and walk it back while insisting they had never planned to use this to do lunch/dinner surge pricing.

  • Yeah, I watched his speech at the PA rally tonight and it was excellent. The dude's just a refreshing voice in national politics. I think he stands a great chance of delivering a lot of independents who are just looking for some common sense out of a politician.

  • Spicy pillows

  • Elon Musk: Your honor these mean jerks won’t pay to advertise in my nazi bar and it hurts my feels.

  • This is awesome of him to do. And as an aside, Robert J. Sawyer’s Neaderthal Parallax trilogy is one of my favorite sci-fi trilogies ever. It’s about a team of Canadian physicists who accidentally open a portal to an earth in a parallel universe where Neanderthals became the dominant species on the planet. The series explores how their modern society may have evolved and how their technological and social development may have differed from our own. I highly recommend it for fans of hard sci-fi and alternative history.

  • “A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”

  • Oh Republicans will accept federal funds for all sorts of things. It’s just that they‘re morally opposed to helping children avoid starvation.

  • Don’t worry folks, taking bribes from foreign nations is probably just one of those “official acts” the Supreme Court was talking about.

  • Agreed. I’m still pretty bummed out that Betty White died 17 days shy of her 100th birthday. Hang in there Jimmy, we all need this!

  • Dude, we get it, just go back to stormfront already…

  • Trump is a weird, scared, old man. He belongs in the dementia ward of a nursing home, not on the campaign trail. If conservatives were capable of shame they’d realize how embarrassing nominating this doddering old weirdo for the Presidency truly is.

    Edit: anyone trying to claim he’s not demented gets blocked. I have no patience for that bullshit.

  • For anyone OOTL this is real, and it's a very Andy Murray thing to say regarding his own retirement. He's a funny guy.

    He also immediately changed his twitter bio from "I play tennis." to "I played tennis."

  • Fall = time to shift into soup mode. So I agree, it's the best.

  • I got it from The Daily Show's Instagram account. They put together screenshots and clips for a lot of their jokes. So if you're ever looking for something specific, it's worth checking there.

  • Last time I checked, Americans can be black. Indian-American doesn’t inherently mean Indian/White.

    Relevant joke from The Daily Show:

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    Going out of business

  • politics @lemmy.world

    RFK Jr.’s Family Doesn’t Want Him to Run. Even They May Not Know His Darkest Secrets.

    www.vanityfair.com /news/story/robert-kennedy-jr-shocking-history